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The young man walked to the fortune-teller's stall and said, "You liar, didn't you say I would die last night?"
The fortune-teller was puzzled: "No, I have never been wrong in fortune-telling. By the way, what did you eat last night?"
The young man: "Cheesecake."
The fortune-teller slapped his thigh and said, "That's right, cheese changes destiny!
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