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Here are a few Bitcoin jokes: * What do you call a person who invests in Bitcoin? A crypto-nut. * Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many ups and downs. * I tried to explain Bitcoin to my grandma, but she just kept asking me about her Social Security check. Guess some things never change. * What's the best way to double your Bitcoin? Buy more Bitcoin. * I tried to buy a coffee with Bitcoin, but the barista just stared at me blankly. Guess they weren't ready for the future. Want a more sophisticated joke? A physicist, an engineer, and a Bitcoin miner walk into a bar. The physicist orders a drink, the engineer orders a drink, and the miner starts mining for one. Let me know if you'd like more jokes or have other questions. {spot}(BTCUSDT)
Here are a few Bitcoin jokes:
* What do you call a person who invests in Bitcoin?
A crypto-nut.
* Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy?
It had too many ups and downs.
* I tried to explain Bitcoin to my grandma, but she just kept asking me about her Social Security check.
Guess some things never change.
* What's the best way to double your Bitcoin?
Buy more Bitcoin.
* I tried to buy a coffee with Bitcoin, but the barista just stared at me blankly.
Guess they weren't ready for the future.
Want a more sophisticated joke?
A physicist, an engineer, and a Bitcoin miner walk into a bar. The physicist orders a drink, the engineer orders a drink, and the miner starts mining for one.
Let me know if you'd like more jokes or have other questions.
What's the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large one. * Why did the investor cut his hair short? To get the fringe benefits. * What do you call a Swiss banker? Frank. * What's hard, long, and fruity? A complex derivative in favor of the orange market. * Why did everyone fall asleep at the bond and debt convention? There was little or no interest. Let me know if you'd like to hear more#FUN
What's the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large one.
* Why did the investor cut his hair short? To get the fringe benefits.
* What do you call a Swiss banker? Frank.
* What's hard, long, and fruity? A complex derivative in favor of the orange market.
* Why did everyone fall asleep at the bond and debt convention? There was little or no interest.
Let me know if you'd like to hear more#FUN
🤣🤣Another one 🤣🤣 1. Why did the crypto miner refuse to leave his house? Because he heard there was a 51% attack outside and he needed to protect 🤣😁😉his blockchain! 2. What did the Bitcoin say to the Ethereum during a thunderstorm? "Don't worry, at least we're not Proof of Work anymore, or we'd be 🛀🤣trying to mine these lightning strikes!" 3. How does a crypto miner decorate their house? With lots of hash tags and LED lights that consume less power than their mining rig.🐸 4. Why was the crypto miner great at school? Because he was always mining for information, and he had no trouble with hashing out details.🤗😁🤣 5. What's a crypto miner's least favorite game? Monopoly. Because in crypto, when you pass Go, you don't collect $200, you just 🤣😭hope your transaction fee isn't too high!
🤣🤣Another one 🤣🤣

1. Why did the crypto miner refuse to leave his house? Because he heard there was a 51% attack outside and he needed to protect 🤣😁😉his blockchain!

2. What did the Bitcoin say to the Ethereum during a thunderstorm? "Don't worry, at least we're not Proof of Work anymore, or we'd be 🛀🤣trying to mine these lightning strikes!"

3. How does a crypto miner decorate their house? With lots of hash tags and LED lights that consume less power than their mining rig.🐸

4. Why was the crypto miner great at school? Because he was always mining for information, and he had no trouble with hashing out details.🤗😁🤣

5. What's a crypto miner's least favorite game? Monopoly. Because in crypto, when you pass Go, you don't collect $200, you just 🤣😭hope your transaction fee isn't too high!
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$BNB 🤣🤣 Another One🤣🤣# wish you all great day 🤗💖 1. Why don't cryptocurrencies get along with the internet? Because they're always hashing it out.🖕🛀 2. Why did the Bitcoin break up with his girlfriend? He thought she was too volatile and always worried about what she would be worth the next day.🤣😁 3. Why do Bitcoin investors want a yacht? So they can sail the high seas.💪 4. Why don't central banks like cryptocurrency? Because they hate it when money talks back.🤯😁🤣 5. What's a cryptocurrency enthusiast's 🤣favorite type of music?🛀 Chain-gang rap.
$BNB 🤣🤣 Another One🤣🤣#

wish you all great day 🤗💖

1. Why don't cryptocurrencies get along with the internet? Because they're always hashing it out.🖕🛀

2. Why did the Bitcoin break up with his girlfriend? He thought she was too volatile and always worried about what she would be worth the next day.🤣😁

3. Why do Bitcoin investors want a yacht? So they can sail the high seas.💪

4. Why don't central banks like cryptocurrency? Because they hate it when money talks back.🤯😁🤣

5. What's a cryptocurrency enthusiast's 🤣favorite type of music?🛀 Chain-gang rap.
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just for a laugh 🤣😁 1. Why don't cryptocurrency investors like to spill their drinks? Because they hate liquidating their assets!🤣 2. Why did the Bitcoin break up with his girlfriend? He said, "It's not you, it's me... I just need more space on the blockchain."🛀🤣🤣 3. How do you make a small fortune in cryptocurrencies? Start with a large one.🎁 4. Why did the Ethereum investor get kicked out of school? Because he couldn't stop talking about smart contracts and the teacher wanted him to focus on his grades!,🖕 5. What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because they're always talking about their 'Ledger $BNB
just for a laugh 🤣😁

1. Why don't cryptocurrency investors like to spill their drinks? Because they hate liquidating their assets!🤣

2. Why did the Bitcoin break up with his girlfriend? He said, "It's not you, it's me... I just need more space on the blockchain."🛀🤣🤣

3. How do you make a small fortune in cryptocurrencies? Start with a large one.🎁

4. Why did the Ethereum investor get kicked out of school? Because he couldn't stop talking about smart contracts and the teacher wanted him to focus on his grades!,🖕

5. What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because they're always talking about their 'Ledger $BNB
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