just for a laugh 🤣😁

1. Why don't cryptocurrency investors like to spill their drinks? Because they hate liquidating their assets!🤣

2. Why did the Bitcoin break up with his girlfriend? He said, "It's not you, it's me... I just need more space on the blockchain."🛀🤣🤣

3. How do you make a small fortune in cryptocurrencies? Start with a large one.🎁

4. Why did the Ethereum investor get kicked out of school? Because he couldn't stop talking about smart contracts and the teacher wanted him to focus on his grades!,🖕

5. What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because they're always talking about their 'Ledger $BNB