What's the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large one.

* Why did the investor cut his hair short? To get the fringe benefits.

* What do you call a Swiss banker? Frank.

* What's hard, long, and fruity? A complex derivative in favor of the orange market.

* Why did everyone fall asleep at the bond and debt convention? There was little or no interest.

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