2026 AI 'Lobster Farming' Ultimate Guide: A Complete Strategy from Zero Deployment to Monthly Income of 140,000
Refuse to be Lao Deng, turning your computer into a 24-hour money printing machine Recently, a tough guy in the crypto circle has become famous, with 40 servers lined up, looking like a mining farm, but in reality, there isn't a single mining machine—it's all lobster robots running quantitative arbitrage. Sharp-eyed people uncovered the Polymarket account lit up on the screen: gabagool22. Data shows that this account has a total profit of $868,000, with 28,620 trades, almost exclusively betting on BTC's 15-minute price fluctuations, earning a stable monthly income of $140,000. This is the 'lobster farming' that OpenClaw has brought to the forefront: transforming complex automated arbitrage into a robotic business that ordinary people can also set up.
The US has stirred up a hornet's nest! Bombing Iran's freshwater plant, Iran retaliates in the Gulf! ⚠️
The US attacked the freshwater plant on Qeshm Island (the lifeline for fishermen), while Iran precisely strikes Gulf freshwater facilities! Kuwait/UAE/Qatar rely on imports for over 90% of their freshwater, Saudi Arabia 74%, Bahrain 99%! 60% of global capacity is concentrated in over 400 factories in the Gulf, with weak air defense and no protection = water crisis!
Saudi Arabia and the UAE urgently call on the US, Trump wants to withdraw: family investments in the Middle East are at stake! But China is laughing → reverse osmosis technology costs only 30-50% of that of competitors, solar power support is globally TOP! Iran has 'blown' into a new realm: Gulf infrastructure upgrades, China Electric Power Construction has already entered the scene, they are the real winners!
The Macro Crossroads of Bitcoin in 2026: The Halving 'Curse' Fades, Who is Steering the New Cycle?
March 13, 2026 Deep Observation Standing at the end of the first quarter of 2026, the price of Bitcoin $BTC has repeatedly fluctuated around the $70,000 mark, and market sentiment appears anxious and confused in the squeeze between 'escalating geopolitical conflicts' and 'tightening liquidity'. For investors, the biggest question in their minds is: is the 'four-year halving cycle' that once made us carve the boat to seek the sword still there? If there is no inevitable surge brought by the halving, where will the opportunities be in 2026? Combining the latest data and institutional views from early 2026, a clear conclusion is emerging: the narrative weight of the halving is decreasing exponentially, while the 'new macro trinity' formed by the U.S. political cycle, Federal Reserve monetary policy, and the AI technological revolution will truly determine the direction of Bitcoin in 2026.
[Middle East War Dilemma] Iran has proposed a "sky-high price" for a ceasefire: withdraw all troops from the Middle East, lift all economic sanctions, pay war reparations, and provide international security guarantees. For Trump, who values both "substance" and "appearance," these conditions are harder than climbing to the sky. On one hand, Trump has just declared "unconditional surrender," while on the other hand, Iran is blocking the Strait of Hormuz, choking off the energy lifeline (one-third of the world's maritime crude oil). This is a deadlock: the price is too high to negotiate, so should we continue in "rampage mode"? Can increased pressure genuinely use force to dismantle the bomb that is the Strait of Hormuz? Or will it simply flip the table? Purely a thought, with no solution. 🤔 What do you military enthusiasts think?
After finishing 'lobster', does it gather dust? 99% of people get stuck at this step.
🧵 In March 2026, the magical moment of the Chinese internet: At the entrance of Tencent Building in Shenzhen, nearly a thousand people are queuing to get 'lobster'. Among the queue are 9-year-old elementary students, 70-year-old retired engineers, law firm owners, and administrative clerks. On Xiaohongshu, the #lobster topic has over 300 million views. Mac mini is sold out, and the installation service has skyrocketed to over 500+ per order. Everyone is doing lobster, but after finishing, they all ask the same question: What’s next?
🧵 1. What exactly are you getting? Many people think lobster = advanced version of ChatGPT, which is the biggest cognitive bias. ChatGPT is a 'consultant'—you ask it questions, and once you close it, it ceases to exist.
The major changes after the conclusion of the National Two Sessions: Your wallet needs to find a new anchor under the shadow of 'stagflation'.
The two sessions concluded today, and the capital market officially bids farewell to the 'policy anticipation period,' entering the 'reality testing period.' However, the performance of the A-shares in the morning session today added a bit of chill to this critical window period. As of the midday close, the Shanghai Index rose and then fell back into the red, with the ChiNext Index and Shenzhen Component Index both down over 1%. Nearly 4,200 stocks in the market fell, and the half-day transaction volume in Shanghai and Shenzhen shrank to 738 billion, reaching 1.59 trillion. The market voted with real money, expressing a complex mindset towards the macro outlook. What truly disrupts the global capital pricing center is no longer just Beijing's policy red envelopes, but the smoke of the Strait of Hormuz and the stagflation expectations that have been completely ignited as a result.
On the 12th day of the US-Iran conflict, stock investors continue to pay 'military expenses'. Nearly 3,200 companies in both markets fell, with a median drop of 0.43% and a trading volume of 4.53 trillion.
The US military launched its strongest strike since the start of the war, and Iran immediately retaliated with the 37th round, deploying hypersonic missiles and drones simultaneously. However, today’s real deadly variable is not the missiles, but the naval mines.
Trump stated: The US military took preemptive action in the Strait of Hormuz, sinking 16 Iranian mine-laying boats. This indicates that Iran is ready to lay mines in the shipping lanes.
Investment banks estimate:
- 24–48 hours: Oil prices to surge to $120 - 1–2 weeks: $150 - In extreme cases more than 1 month: $200
What is the success rate of Iran's mine-laying?
1. Technology is not difficult: Iran has 2,000–6,000 naval mines, which can be secretly laid using modified speedboats and fishing boats, making it hard for radar to detect them all. 2. Real-world resistance is low: The US military 'destroys upon discovery', but as long as one boat gets through, laying dozens of mines is enough to paralyze the shipping lane. Clearing mines takes 1–2 weeks to start, and fully clearing can take 1–2 months.
The most terrifying aspect is the 'Schrödinger's mine'—as soon as the news comes out, no one dares to confirm 100% that none have been laid, global tankers no longer dare to enter the strait.
Other key points:
1. Tencent saw a big increase: Foreign media reports that Tencent is developing AI agents that can call millions of WeChat mini-programs (transportation, e-commerce, delivery, OTA all interconnected). 2. Lithium battery storage is strengthening: Car export data exceeded expectations + the US-Iran conflict boosts European new energy demand, similar to the storage boom after the 2022 Russia-Ukraine war. 3. China Resources Beverage: Profits to decline by 40% in 2025, only earning 200 million in the second half; but promises a 90% dividend, with a dividend yield of about 4%. One reason for the decline is that the milk tea war has diverted users. 4. XPeng leads the auto stocks: VLA 2.0 intelligent driving was tested as 'smooth, uniquely domestic'; M03 priced around 100,000, offering high cost performance.
The current market is extremely fragmented: Oil prices rise → Strong energy, coal, chemical sectors Oil prices fall → Strong tech stocks Funds have begun to flow into the power sector for risk aversion.
Strategy: Wait for oil prices to fall back, and as long as they don’t drop below $70, remain cautious.
Lobster Uninstallation Guide: From 'Cyber Cattle' to 'Electronic Pufferfish,' the first batch of lobster farmers has started spending money to 'kill lobsters.'
Even if it is a real lobster, not everyone is suitable to eat it. Using this phrase to describe the current absolute AI top flow OpenClaw could not be more appropriate. The screenshots circulating on social media always show the lobster at its most delicious: an agent automatically handling emails, scheduling tasks across applications, like a digital employee that never rests and never leaves messages on read in group chats. This kind of scene creates a strong sense of FOMO, making countless people think, 'I want one too.' Thus, a collective frenzy about lobsters begins. However, what no one mentions is what pot this 'lobster' should be paired with, how much firewood is needed, and whether it will conveniently empty everything in your fridge once it enters your kitchen.
🔥 Geopolitical Conflict Day 10: The "ceasefire news" and "mine suspicion" alternate in the Strait of Hormuz. Trump demands Israel to stop bombing Iranian energy facilities, but Iran says "no negotiation." The prediction market shows a 33% chance of a ceasefire before April, and the short term is still volatile. 📊 $BTC Data: Trading volume hits a new low, turnover rate rises, but the chip structure is stable, and no panic selling is seen. Leverage is cleared (LRI 0.32), price discovery returns to spot dominance, downside space is limited, and upward movement depends on external factors. 🧩 Altcoins and Chaos: $ETH relies on the market, $SOL benefits from both bullish and bearish sentiments. Aave lost 345 ETH due to oracle configuration errors, and Ranger Finance was voted to liquidate by holders—governance power was used wisely. 📌 Macro and Regulation: The probability of maintaining interest rates in March is 99.4%; the Democratic Party plans to ban "war event" contracts; XRP spot ETF inflows reached 1.4 billion, with Goldman Sachs and Citadel already disclosing positions. 🧠 Conclusion: Difficult to break the deadlock in the short term, but leverage has cleared, just waiting for signals of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. — Oil players have been buried again, and only "copper lovers" remain unharmed in the bulk market; is there an ambush?🤔
Did Trump throw out an “olive branch” or a “smoke screen”? Iran's new leader takes a stand, who will settle the oil price gamble in the Strait of Hormuz?
Core logic: on the 9th day of the war, the battlefield shifted from military facilities to livelihood and economic targets. This is a contest of will, a game of “who blinks first.” Trump has just signaled that “the war will end soon,” but Iran's reaction is intriguing. On March 9 local time, U.S. President Trump made a shocking statement at a press conference in Miami: the U.S. military action against Iran will “soon” come to an end. However, on the same day, he also made a strong statement through social media: if Iran dares to block the oil transport through the Strait of Hormuz, the United States will retaliate with a strike “20 times more intense” than ever before.
Summoning the 'Shadow Regent': How Iran's New Political Landscape Reshapes the Middle East Battlefield and Global Oil Prices
In the power chess game of Tehran, a pawn that has been lurking for years finally stepped into the spotlight, shifting the US-Iran confrontation from 'targeted eliminations' to 'prolonged attrition.' "It really is him." At local time on March 9th, Iran's expert meeting made a historic decision with an overwhelming majority vote, electing Mojtaba Khamenei as the third Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran. This cleric, born in 1969, is the second son of the late Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and has also been forged in the fires of the Iran-Iraq War. Within minutes of the news breaking, the global energy market experienced severe turbulence. Brent crude oil futures prices soared, briefly exceeding $111 per barrel, while WTI crude oil also reached a high of $109, with increases of over 19% and 22%, setting new highs since August 2022.
🚨#Breaking: Hossein Amir-Abdollahian's son Mojtaba has officially been elected as Iran's Supreme Leader!
The US and Israel react fiercely, with Trump threatening that the new leader, who has not received my approval, "won't last long," and even considering sending special forces to seize enriched uranium.
📈Market turmoil: Crude oil surges past $110, transportation through the Strait of Hormuz is disrupted, and today's opening may face a "Black Monday." A tougher era, referred to as the "Shadow Regent," has begun. The long war begins to be priced.
Is the permission completely closed after the Big Lobster 3.2 upgrade on Mac? One-click to max out, the real 'Jarvis' is online!
The AI smart agent OpenClaw, which has taken off during the Spring Festival (nicknamed 'Big Lobster' in the community), has it recently flooded your friend circle and various social groups again? Today, Tencent Cloud set up a 'Lobster Installation Station' at the Tencent Building in Shenzhen, providing developers with free 'on-site installation' of OpenClaw. As expected, there was a massive crowd on-site with long queues. An employee stated that Tencent Cloud sent 20 engineers to set up shop and install OpenClaw, supporting personal laptops. From the scenes shared by netizens, the crowd formed long lines extending to the horizon, with some participants waiting close to 60 minutes.
A-shares Under Dual Variables: External Conflicts and Internal Positioning
Abstract
· External Conflicts: The U.S.-Iran war has entered its sixth day, oil prices are running at high levels, global supply chain risks are being reassessed, and the dual main lines of A-share resource products and domestic computing power are emerging. · Internal Positioning: For the second consecutive year, the Two Sessions report lists 'expanding domestic demand' as the primary task and for the first time proposes directions such as 'future energy' and 'brain-machine interfaces', shifting the policy focus from 'quantitative stimulation' to 'quality and efficiency improvement'. · Core Judgment: External disturbances do not change the medium-term slow bull trend of A-shares, but the market ecology has been deeply dominated by quantitative funds, necessitating a focus on heavy assets and AI infrastructure entities under the 'HALO' model.
The turning point is imminent! The S&P 500 reveals a “super dome”, where is the optimal short selling point before the blood moon and after the water retrograde?
Just during the recently passed blood moon window (March 2-3), the market plummeted by nearly 200 points as expected! Miraculously recovering the lost ground in the following two trading days. This is exactly the "perfect storm" I predicted in my report on February 28:
📊 Key prediction update:
• Precise capture of the small crash low point near 6750 on March 3 ✅ • Currently building a complex "super dome" pattern, with a rebound target aimed at the 6900 area • Next short selling point: 6770 continuing to decline after opening, with this week's target at 6700 or even 6600
💡 Technical insight: The symmetrical dome structure formed over the past three months 【see 2-hour SPX chart】, if established, will:
After the bomb fell, Iranians went crazy for Bitcoin: a financial exodus on the chain
A blast in the Middle East, and global assets shift dramatically. While the world focuses on tankers in the Strait of Hormuz and Tomahawk missiles, another 'financial exodus' is quietly unfolding on Iran's blockchain. The smoke of conflict rises again in the Middle East, but this time, in addition to oil prices, another figure skyrocketed by 700% at the moment of explosion—cryptocurrency.
When mainstream media focuses on military risks, what ordinary people in the streets of Tehran care about most is: how much value will the money in their hands still have?
🚨 Panic outflow: Decisions made in minutes
Within minutes of the attacks by the US and Israel, the outflow of funds from Iran's largest exchange, Nobitex, surged by about 700%. In the four days leading up to March 2, over $10.3 million in crypto assets flowed out of Iran.
Iran has finally realized: compromise cannot bring peace.
🔥 Iran has finally realized: compromise cannot bring peace.
The third round of negotiations has just ended. The US and Israel are planning a joint raid, while Tehran retaliates against US military bases and the Fifth Fleet Command with 'Real Commitment-4'. The official statement says: 'There are no red lines for retaliation; anything is possible.' This round of strikes has instead ignited the will to resist, and the US-Iran game has only just begun.
Back to A-shares, three words for today: beyond expectations!
Yesterday's claim that big A would foot the bill was a slap in the face, right? Global markets fell, but A-shares opened low and closed high, defying the trend with a trading volume soaring to 3.05 trillion.
In Iran these days, the sky is gray. But I keep thinking of those blue door frames.
I remember the blue streets from "Children of Heaven" where the siblings ran; I remember the door frames still standing after the earthquake in "The Song of Sparrows"; I remember in "The Song of Sparrows", a person carrying a blue old door, bending down while walking in the fields.
No matter how difficult the days are, we must paint the door the blue we like. This is what I learned from the movies, about that piece of land.
The images in the news at this moment are heart-wrenching. I don’t know if those blue door frames are still there, or if the children who ran through them are safe.
If you are there, or if someone is there, may you be safe. May you pass through the blue door frames and return to a warm home.
US-Israel airstrikes on Iran, White House shouts 'Drill, baby, drill': A meticulously calculated energy chess game
Earlier today (March 2), the US and Israel launched a joint military operation against Iran. Subsequently, the official White House account posted an update: “DRILL, BABY, DRILL!”
This slogan of the American oil industry seems particularly glaring against the backdrop of war.
But what deserves more attention is the energy calculations hidden behind the gunfire.
🧵A tweet explained in one thread: 👇
1/ The war and oil prices started simultaneously On February 28, after the third round of indirect negotiations between the US and Iran broke down, the US aircraft carrier 'Ford' arrived in Israeli waters, resulting in a dual aircraft carrier configuration in the Middle East.