Why did the scarecrow become a Bitcoin miner? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you comfort a worried Bitcoin? Tell it to "HODL on!"
$SOL

Why don't Bitcoiners need banks? Because they have trust in code.
$SOL

Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To get to the decentralized side.
$BTC

Why did the Bitcoin break up with the blockchain? It found a new decentralized love.
$BTC

What’s a Bitcoin maximalist’s favorite vegetable? A crypt-o-pumpkin.
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Why did the programmer buy Bitcoin? Because they can see the value in a decentralized future.
$BTC

What did the Bitcoin miner say to his friend? "I'm in it for the long hash!"
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What do you call a Bitcoin that’s a comedian? A bit-funny.
$BTC

How do you know if someone owns Bitcoin? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
$BTC

Why don’t Bitcoin owners tell secrets? Because it’s all public ledger.
$BTC

Why did the Bitcoin go to school? To improve its block-chain-ery.
$BTC

Why did the Bitcoin go to school? To improve its block-chain-ery.
$BNB

How many Bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million – one to do it and 999,999 to verify the transaction.
$BTC

Why do Bitcoin investors love coffee shops? Because they always bring their lattes to the moon.
$BTC

Why was the Bitcoin cold? Because it left its private key at home!
$BTC

What did the Bitcoin say to the dollar? "You have value only because people believe in you!"
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How do you know if someone owns Bitcoin? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
$BTC

How does a Bitcoin miner relax? They unwind with a good hash.
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Why don't Bitcoin enthusiasts ever get lost? Because they follow the blockchain!