From enemies to allies: How a meeting at Mar-a-Lago made the SEC more wrecked than a short seller in a bull market 📈
💎🙌 Hold on cryptobros, because this is getting good! 🔥
Did you think Trump was just playing golf? WRONG! 😎 The CEO of Crypto.com, Kris Marszalek (our Kris for friends), just had an epic meeting in "The Godfather" style with Donald at his Mar-a-Lago mansion. Coincidence? I don't think so!
🤝 Plot twist: Crypto.com decided to drop its lawsuit against the SEC faster than paper hands selling the dip. Why? IYKYK... 😏
The thing is this:
Trump is assembling his crypto dream team like it’s the Avengers of blockchain 🦸♂️
It already has its Iron Man (Howard Lutnick) for Trading
And its Captain America (Paul Atkins) for the SEC
It even named the first "Crypto Czar" (sounds like a character from Cyberpunk 2077, right?)
And do you know what’s the most LOL? 🤣 While Gary Gensler and the SEC are running around like NPCs chasing exchanges, Trump is doing his own "Build Back Better" crypto version. It’s like an epic reverse UNO card.
Imagine this: Crypto.com went from "SEC, I’m suing you" to "Actually... nevermind" faster than a SHIB trade. To the moon? 🚀
And in the meantime, Crypto.com keeps expanding like a virus in Plague Inc:
Sponsoring the Champions League ⚽
Conquering the UK with its regulatory permits 👑
Basically, doing a speedrun of global adoption
The moral? "Make Crypto Great Again" could be more than a meme in 2025.
HODL Gang, this is just the beginning. As the Joker would say: "Want to see anti-crypto regulation disappear? Ta-da!" 🃏
#CryptoSuccess #WAGMI #BullishAF #CryptoUsersHit18M
Final motto: "In a world of FUD, be a Chad" 💎🙌