From metaverses to crypto: The tech giant is considering joining the MicroStrategy club and converting its dollars into satoshis 🐋💎.
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist in the corporate crypto world?
BREAKING! Meta (you know, Zuck's empire) is getting a proposal that would make even Satoshi blush 😏 The plan? Put Bitcoin in their treasury like someone puts memes in their Instagram feed.
Why is this more epic than a $BTC pump? 🤔

Teresa Goody Guillén: The chosen one who will bring balance to the Regulatory Force? 🌟
Hey, holders and paper hands! 🚀 Are you ready for the latest episode of the acclaimed series "the SEC saga"?

BOOM! 💥 Like it’s an episode of Friends but crypto version, we have a new protagonist in the SEC. Teresa Goody Guillén is entering the chat, and she comes with more swag than a CryptoPunk NFT.

Remember when we thought Gary Gensler was the final boss? WRONG! 🎮 As Morpheus would say in Matrix: "What if I told you there’s more?" And boy, is there more...

From enemies to allies: How a meeting at Mar-a-Lago made the SEC more wrecked than a short seller in a bull market 📈
💎🙌 Hold on cryptobros, because this is getting good! 🔥
Did you think Trump was just playing golf? WRONG! 😎 The CEO of Crypto.com, Kris Marszalek (our Kris for friends), just had an epic meeting in "The Godfather" style with Donald at his Mar-a-Lago mansion. Coincidence? I don't think so!
🤝 Plot twist: Crypto.com decided to drop its lawsuit against the SEC faster than paper hands selling the dip. Why? IYKYK... 😏