Who asked for the most awaited airdrop in history? FTX has entered the chat! 💸
BREAKING NEWS! The fallen giant FTX is about to make its best move in UNO reverse card style. Remember when SBF did an epic rugpull that even Thanos with the infinity stones couldn’t? Well, now comes the plot twist...
🗓️ On January 3rd (happy birthday Bitcoin, by the way!) the "Give back the money" season kicks off starring BitGo and Kraken as the good Samaritans of the crypto space. It’s like watching a crypto zombie resurrecting in The Walking Dead but with a wallet 💰
Juicy data for those who were in Internet Explorer mode:
The REKT can claim their funds through BitGo or Kraken
The reference price will be from 11/11/2022 (F in the chat for those who bought the top)
Payments will be in fiat cash or crypto (pick your poison) 💸
And do you know what’s the craziest part? That all of this is happening while Bitcoin is in "To the moon" mode 🌙 It’s like the crypto universe is telling us "Hold my beer" while it breaks ATH.
For the newbies who are more lost than Doge without Elon:
This is the crypto equivalent of when your toxic ex decides to return all your stuff after a year... but now you’re worth more than ever 😏
Protip: If you’re a creditor, you better stay alert like a trader watching the 1-minute candles. Don’t end up like an NPC while everyone recovers their coins.
Meanwhile... SBF is doing a forced HODL for 25 years in prison 🏢 (F in the chat). And Caroline Ellison? Only 2 years because she went full snitch mode 🐀
BONUS TRACK: If you have less than $50k in claims, you’re part of the "VIP club" (convenience class) and you’ll be among the first to get paid. It’s like having Fast Pass at Disney, but in crypto version 🎢
WAGMI fam! (but this time for real) 🤝
Final slogan: "From the ashes of FTX, like a Phoenix made in DeFi, the funds resurrect" 🔥
#NotYourKeysNotYourCoins #CryptoComeback #FTXSaga #MarketNewHype