$FLOKI

🔴 SHORT

ENTRY: 0.00025783-0.00026600
SL: 0.00028356
TP: 0.00022263

Leverage 10x

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$DOGE

🔴 SHORT

ENTRY: 0.19-0.20
SL: 0.21
TP: 0.12
RR: 1:3

Leverage 10x

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Are you tired of being a loser?
Are you stressed because your trading strategy doesn’t work?
Are you ready to give up on trading?

Instead of wasting your money, this is the time for you to donate your money to me 🤡

Just kidding…

But, seriously, this is the time for you to start learning again about trading.
Focus on learning until you master it.

But, if you want to donate your money. I will take it with all my heart 🤪

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Bob the Crypto Clown 🤡

Bob was a crypto newbie who wanted to be rich overnight. He traded futures with all his savings, following signals from the Binance feed without analysis. He used full margin, risking everything on every trade. He was emotional, greedy, and overconfident.

He lost almost all of his money in one night. He made bad trades, following the hype and the FOMO. He bought high and sold low, falling for the market manipulation and the scams. He realized that he had been too naive and foolish, and that crypto trading was not a game of luck, but a game of skill.

He learned a hard lesson that day: there is no such thing as a get-rich-quick scheme in crypto. Crypto trading requires patience, discipline, knowledge, and strategy. He did not give up on crypto, but he changed his approach. He learned from his mistakes and improved his trading strategy.

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And you know what? That young man was me. Yes, I was “Bob”, the crypto clown who want to be a crypto pro. I hope you enjoyed my story, and learned from my mistakes. Don't be like me, be smart and careful when you trade crypto. And don't forget to laugh at yourself sometimes. Life is too short to be serious all the time. 😊

#CryptoStory #CryptoMeme #FunnyTrader

Crypto blues hitting hard 😔 Lost $100 overnight, now my portfolio needs therapy! 📉

Opening donations – even $1 helps fund my emotional recovery. Let's turn this red day into a green one! 🌱💸 #OneDollarMiracle #PrayForMyWallet

"Surviving the crypto rollercoaster like 🎢: Had a rough week, lost $100 in a blink! 😅 Reminds me of my financial strategy: HODLing my breath and praying to the crypto gods. 🙏 Accepting donations for emotional support! 🤑 #CryptoLife #BrokeButLaughing"

Why did the cryptocurrency investor bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the blockchain, but turns out they were just on the rocks! 😅

Speaking of rocks, my week's been so rough, I'm thinking of starting a new coin called 'Brokencoin.' Any takers for a donation? My wallet's more empty than a bear market support group! 😢💸

#cryptojoke #cryptomeme #funnyfeed

I found an easy way to make $100 to $1000 (even more) in under an hour.

It’s simple, Just deposit extra cash into your wallet
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But seriously, folks, my week's been a rollercoaster, and my money's playing hide and seek. If you've got a spare dollar and a heart of gold, I'm accepting donations! 😅💸

#meme #jokeoftheday #signaloftheday $BTC $SOL $ETH