cant relate....

bitcoin is bad

MY $BTC analysis for next two weeks:

- btc is growing
- then falling
- then growing
- then falling
- then growing
- then falling
- then growing
- then falling
- then growing
- then falling
- then growing untill it reaches $0

#simple #bear #bull #whale #bad_news
I've been seeing a lot of optimistic/apocalyptic clickbait predictions in recent weeks. so...., I decided to make my own:

BAD NEWS EVERYONE !!!!!
ATTENTION AN EXPERT WITH 54 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN THE CRYPTO:"
BITCOIN $BTC WILL DROP ...............................,..............to $0 ..... 5 minutes from now

Thank you

simple tips for you:
- buy high
- sell low
- lose money

literally me when I harvest my crypto

Breaking news:
i like crypto

how do i get 1000000 ? hmmmm...

i like bitcoin

but...

what is the best crypto?$

I like crypto.... coin....