$BTC Long gnomes are slowly starting to change their shoes, from the cries of "Tomorrow we are definitely flying to the moon for $200,000" to "I am bankrupt, they took my last pair of underwear, now only downwards" not much time has passed. Longs understand that they are now only awaited by short mines. I remind you, mass selling has not yet started, everything you have seen is a prelude to the main liquidation of long gnomes. Trump, inflation, military conflicts, national debt, devaluation of $, flow into gold, AI bubble, all of this is pressing and will ultimately crush. At the same time, I see how huge volumes are loading into stake $ETH , and everyone is shouting that this is a golden vein, saying it won't be cheaper, it will be funny to watch investors who bought at $2000 and threw it into stake, and in a month the price will be around $1000-1500, and I won't even mention those who bought at $4,000. Wishing everyone goodness, popcorn, and underwear. Those who did not hide are liquidated.
$BTC Every day, fall, fall, fall, 50k is already breathing down the necks of long gnomes, many long buns are already in short mines, and there's no end or edge to this. I'm waiting for when most large players and funds decide to liquidate their crypto portfolio, and short waves of fear will engulf the already shaky long gloomy paradise. After all, a huge number entered at a price above 100,000. And they are waiting for the price to bounce back somehow to lock in a not-so-big loss. But alas, we are facing short madness; I already see that my haters have disappeared, probably most couldn't withstand the short blows and torn shorts, and they left the market. How many screams there were about how we would never drop below 80-70 again, that this is the new crypto gold, etc., but alas, the result speaks for itself. Whoever didn't hide is liquidated. Meanwhile, I will open a new pack of popcorn, hugs to all.$ETH
$BTC Long gnomes have become extremely excited, they are currently building up huge longs, and they think that 60k was the bottom, and now we will only fly upwards. The only issue is that 50k is a question of the near future, the long holders don’t even have any panties left to tear off. Meanwhile, I will open a new pack of popcorn and watch how the long sinners will be liquidated)) $ETH 1500$ is coming soon))
$BTC How are you there, long lovers of crypto gold? Are your pockets already full of ingots?)) 60k is coming soon, 3 reasons. 1) Everyone has already realized that something is cooking here and talk of growth is no longer being heard. 2) Gold and US indexes are still at their peak, and when they crash, it won't just be underwear that gets ripped off. 3) 90% of investors have become liquidity, and now even with a small rebound, they will keep pouring in. I told you, I warned you, you laughed, but I hold no grudge against you, my beloved long gnomes. $ETH will fly to 1500-1800 because the horse wants to rest now. Meanwhile, I am opening a new bag of popcorn, hugs to all.
$BTC 70k, it's already very close, longs are starting to tremble with fear. Now let's see how Michael Saylor and his company will behave during a real downturn, and at a price close to the cost price. After all, shouting (don't sell BTC) is one thing, but understanding that your company's shares are depreciating at rocket speed, while the asset you bet everything on is 'Falling', is a completely different story. $ETH Our ether beast has failed and gone to drill the bottom, picks have been purchased, tickets to short mines too. Reality is a scary thing. Fear, regulation, military conflicts, economic problems, destroy and show the true reality to long gnomes. And those people who bought at 110-120 are stuck, and it's not a fact that they will already come out at breakeven, because with each rise now, people will be locking in, locking in, and locking in again. I told you, I say, and I will say, the short sun will burn all long sinners. ETH below $2000 is coming soon. Hugs to everyone. Ps - 'your buyback = whale fixation' - 'your fixation = liquidation'
$BTC Long gnomes cannot withstand the pressure and begin to sell; they start to realize that 100,000 may no longer be there. They see that 80,000 is already very close, and soon they will have to buy pickaxes ⛏️ and head to short mines. At the same time, gold breaks through its historical high, and silver catches up. People understand that soon events may occur that could significantly shake the entire global financial system and tear off long positions on a planetary scale. Most altcoins are already dead, and those that are still alive will soon be destroyed as well (all liquidity has been drained). 2026 is the year of torn long positions, wild fear, and the realization of what is a means of saving and what is a means of speculation. Embraced everyone, lifted them up, and sent them to short mines.$ETH 70,000 soon)
$BTC Excited long gnomes are closely watching the chart and are already mentally breaking through 100,000, counting their profits, and already in their minds buying houses by the sea, dining in the most expensive restaurants. But as usual, following the old good tradition, they will be punished and their little pants will be torn off, Grandpa TRUMP is already preparing a "trap plan" for Iran. The only question is what the outcome will be this time, it's hard to say, after all, Iran is not Venezuela. And why is everyone silent about the BTC reserves of the USA? Where have all those people gone who shouted that the USA would buy at least 1,000,000 BTC and use it to close its national debt? Where are you? ) I am currently observing how people are opening simply colossal long positions in ETH, oh you long sinners will be punished. Tell me, is BTC digital gold or a speculative asset in today's reality? The answer is of course obvious, but I would like to hear all your opinions. Well, while the rubber is being stretched to slap the longers hard on the butt, I, as usual, grab some popcorn and go watch a short film. Oh yes, I almost forgot, what about XRP, where is your revolution? How much longer do we have to wait for their communications to be implemented and for them to become the new monetary headliners? ) Oh dreams )$ETH $XRP
$BTC Isn't it amusing to watch people drawing graphs? They have all sorts of lines, up, down, supports, fractals, bicycles, some even draw animals, and serious folks tell you that this is the golden vein, and tomorrow a rocket will definitely fly into the sky, straight to the moon. Then Grandpa Trump comes out, says something, and that's it, the underwear falls off. We all remember how Grandpa Trump partially reset the market on 10.10.2025, altcoins were completely reset at that moment. It seemed that 80 was the bottom, and now the rocket is only going up)) The truth is that the further crypto goes into the economic system, the more regulation it will face, or do you think you can continue to bypass banks and just roll millions anonymously?) BTC is undoubtedly good, growing on the greed of others, thanks to the idea of money without regulation, but it's just a matter of time before BTC is monopolized and strict regulation is introduced like with other coins, the price will roll back down. Yes-yes, you can say that I'm stupid, etc.)) But when 10.10.2025 happens again, you won't find it funny anymore. So now the market is controlled by the news background, and there's nothing good there, hold your pants tighter) popcorn for everyone.$ETH
And so, critical days are approaching for $BTC , and the excitement around our headline is dwindling, while profits are actively being locked in by major players. Right now I see a bunch of people taking long positions at $ETH ,$SOL , with extremely high leverage, believing the bottom has already been reached and the only direction left is up. But just a little more time will pass, and these long positions will be mercilessly wiped out. At this moment, Grandpa TRUMP is confident in his strength and is trying to pressure everyone indiscriminately, which will likely play a cruel joke on him—because all it takes is one retreat and everything will plunge into a deep short squeeze. Overall, his games on the world stage right now are just a façade hiding the real financial problems of his country. So stock up on snacks, and start watching the movie where long-position gnomes cry long tears on short-oriented land. Hugged everyone.
$BTC Days, weeks, months, years are passing, and the long gnomes are still waiting for the rocket to the skies. The longs are always excited, but their fate is sad and gloomy, as they melt under the thirst for profit, and it’s always like that. At the moment, we see that BTC is trying to break through upwards, but it is immediately suppressed. I constantly see how everyone writes that everyone is buying, but in the end, we are falling; draw your own conclusions. BTC is breaking away from reality, the analogy with gold is no longer relevant, volatility is high, and they ruthlessly pull down the panties. The American indices have not even started to fall from the peaks, so we will go down very briskly. Altcoins have long been at the very bottom, and with each passing time, deeper and deeper; those who believe in the alt season and are waiting for it will see aliens faster than growth. The New Year will end, and we will elegantly drill the bottom just like the US indices. And a few words from me: I warmly hug all my subscribers and shake hands with those who just come to my blog, and I kiss all my haters. Happy New Year to you, guys; profit and panties to you in the new year.$ETH $SOL
$BTC Every day, harder and harder, deeper and deeper, long gnomes get excited every day from the fall as if it were the first time. They dream that today, well tomorrow, for sure we will fly up, accumulating longs to the limit, and every day they experience the pain of their balance melting away, their panties ruthlessly torn off. $ETH Our little horse doesn't even try to bounce anymore; it has already resigned itself to the fact that its fate will be tragic, even at moments when BTC throws candles up, it stands neutrally in place, waiting for its heavy short fate. $80,000 will be broken, and oh what will happen to the long traders, they will scream, 'mom help, save me from liquidation.' At the same time $SOL , simply tearing apart long panties, drilling the bottom as if 'tomorrow' will not come. Looking at all this, I can only say one thing, take care of your panties because it will get worse. There, Japan with its rate will throw more fuel on the short fire. Well, as usual, I open a pack of popcorn and continue watching this short movie.
$BTC Here's the end of the fairy tale, those who did not hide will be liquidated, a breakout of 80,000 is already breathing down the necks of long gnomes. And Grandpa Trump will help us with this breakout, soon announcing a military operation in Venezuela, and the long panties will be taken off the long sinners, for they do not know what they are creating with their Longs. The demand for BTC is getting less and less, and the drops are getting deeper and deeper. It's funny to watch Michael Saylor during this time, who shouted at everyone not to sell, but to wait. And now he screams that he can withstand any drawdown, but can those long gnomes who trusted him withstand this drawdown, who did not sell at the peak?) A rhetorical question. At the same time, the stocks of Strategy are plummeting, like water in a toilet. The number of people ready to exchange $ for beads is getting less and less. $ETH Meanwhile, our little horse let out a puff upwards and gently fell on its bottom, and is ready to bury its head in the ground to see the deepest short mines. Oh yes, the Fed's rate did not play out, BTC did not go up, our BTC is tired and wants to rest, time passes, the hype fades, the panties come off. Hugging everyone, wishing everyone goodness and a pack of popcorn.
$BTC Days go by, and the long gnomes keep waiting and waiting for the moon, but in the end, they only see the short sun that burns their sinful souls. Soon we will start drilling the bottom, and the price of 70.000 will become a reality. The hype passes, Trump has already sucked everything he could from crypto. And where did all those who shouted that the USA would buy BTC and create a reserve go? Probably, they have all melted away like chocolate under our short sun. $ETH The old horse is trying to get back on its feet and make one last jump up, one last race, one last exit, but we all know what the outcome will be. Time goes on, altcoins are already of little interest to anyone, because even the most excited long gnomes understand that it is just the wind, the wind of liquidations. Such is the reality, but for now, I will buy my usual bag of popcorn and watch as the long gnomes get liquidated.
$BTC Every day it goes lower and lower, the long gnomes begin to suspect something, they feel that something is burning, but the desire for the moon is getting stronger and stronger, as are their purchases. Every day they draw pictures of Malevich on the charts, where the bottom has already been set, and now it definitely means up, and every day they say that today is definitely the bottom, well, right now. And then their panties just evaporate like their balances. Now, even the horse $ETH has failed and gone to the bottom, it is tired, wants to lie down and breathe its last. And now, on one of the days, we will see a delicious fat red candle, and the author of this candle will be Michael Saylor, the very one who loves to talk about the BTC moon. Hold on, lunar astronauts, not everyone will have enough air to make it.)
$BTC Lovers of the green moon are beginning to descend into short mines. Long gnomes are accumulating longs from 90,000 and are already counting millions of dollars in profits in their minds, as they believe that tomorrow it will already be 200,000, but that's the thing, they are sinful, we forgive them. The lower we go, the more large players unload hairy BTC trucks. Soon our beloved mastodon Michael Saylor will be dumping as well; oh, sweet will the price move then, overall we will soon break 70,000. The high price of BTC has one major drawback that ultimately buries the coin, which is that during a sharp sale offer, there simply isn't enough liquidity. And the lower we go, the fewer people want to be the unloading buoy for whales. Our $ETH horse has already started to fall; it will go below 2300, it's been a long time since there was a good squeeze down, to the point of ripping off the little pants. $ZEC In the end, OM will repeat, one of these days they will dump immediately by 90%, be careful.
$BTC The first batch of long gnomes has gone to short mines, panic and chaos are now in the hearts of long sinners, their little pants are coming off mercilessly. After all, they understand that their lunar rocket has failed, and now it is falling into the deepest short crater. Soon we will see 80,000, and there Michael Saylor will take hold of his head with his hands, considering unloading his assets into the crowd of long gnomes, thus giving a powerful impulse of fear and a new bottom. It's funny to watch $ETH right now as it hasn't really fallen yet, but this little horse is already on the ground and ready to depart for another world. Meanwhile, I’m buying a new pack of popcorn and will watch as the long traders breathe their last. Hugs to all.
$BTC Short sellers are shooting at long sinners 24/7. What seemed like support yesterday can’t even support long positions today. Long gnomes excitedly enter long positions, but with each additional bottom, their long ring becomes smaller))) already almost broken 100,000, and this is still normal, ETFs haven't started pouring yet, and when they do, oh, long traders will buzz that everything is lost. Michael Saylor is already tensed up, because this pyramid might collapse, it will have to be sold)))$ETH Even Grandpa Trump will throw some wood into the fire with his upcoming military conflict, and your BTC will fly into short depths, hugs to all.
$BTC Long gnomes look in fear as their balances melt away, breaking 100,000 is just a matter of time, and then not only will they lose their panties)))) I think now Grandpa Trump will come out into the light and try to say something again in hopes of boosting the market upwards with positivity. But with each passing time, the market will ignore his statements more and more. I think you already understood that he is a cowboy (what's up guys, when is the strategic reserve of BTC in the USA, and a million per coin?) or did Grandpa Trump joke?)))) Meanwhile, somewhere across the seas and forests, Michael Saylor is struggling to breathe, as his pyramid is already starting to crack, stocks are depreciating, buying bitcoin is becoming difficult)) I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of this year this crypto cowboy starts to dump sharply and lock in profits on BTC))). And you, my friends, keep waiting for altseason, it will come, just keep waiting))) Hachiko waited, and you will wait too. Sending hugs to everyone. $ETH
$BTC Tick-tock, the long gnomes are not sleeping, for the breakout of 100,000 is already near, the very thought of a price below 100,000 makes long holders cry, considering the recent sharp sell-offs, many long bagels have forgotten what panties are. Gold is flying on a velvet rocket straight into space, at the same time BTC is also flying but in reverse, also on velvet, just not a rocket….. And this is still the master of your deposits, Donald Trump has not opened his dangerous little mouth. The US economy - bad. Trump's statements - bad. Fall of US markets - bad. No correlation between BTC and gold - bad. Watching long holders panic - good. $ETH has not fallen yet, he will soon start to drill the bottom properly, shorts are just losing their minds with such bait. Hugs to all, hold on tight. 1.2.3.4.5, liquidation went out for a walk.
$BTC Long gnomes are currently building long positions to the fullest, imagining an exciting picture of a prosperous life in their heads. Caviar in the morning, then off to shop in a Lamborghini, and home to a golden bed to dream about the moon. The dream of every long gnome. But a little gray wolf named Trump bites them occasionally on the behind. The last time he bit, 95% of the long sinners lost their panties. I think very soon our Ambassador of liquidations, Trump, will roll out new news with new tariffs and the possibility of becoming even richer. The task is simple: finally pull off the long panties, launch a rocket to 80,000, thereby removing all the liquidity that has been marinating there for so long, causing cascading liquidations. For there are very sinful longists sitting there, who think that their short punishment will not touch them; they are mistaken and will soon realize this. Meanwhile, somewhere quietly rubbing his hands and thinking about when to offload his BTC is Michael Saylor. Statements about BTC's price at 1 million are certainly sweet, like honey from the hive. Something needs to grease the long investors, as they are already vibrating after the recent sharp declines.$ETH $SOL