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I will accept a gift of #btc or any unnecessary currency for the purpose of purchasing a Lada vesta car.

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Joke
You can easily make a small fortune on the stock market if you have a big one.

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Joke
- Babinovich, how is life?
- Sema, I didn’t understand you! What kind of question is this?! We don’t live in the same state anymore?

— Hello, is this Binance?
- Yes, this is Binance.
“Then why doesn’t your voice sound like Changpeng Zhao’s?”
— Are you sure you’re calling Binance?

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joke
– What is the difference between those praying in church and at the terminal?
– Those behind the terminal do it much more sincerely.

Anecdote #btc #ton
Somehow, shares priced at 1 cent appeared on the stock exchange.
One investor reasons: “they have nowhere to fall further, they can only grow,” and gives an order to his broker: “buy them for $1000.”
The broker bought it. The next day the same shares cost 2 cents. The investor reasons: “I’ll keep them for now, maybe they’ll grow even more...” And sure enough, the next day the shares are already at 3 cents.
An investor calls his broker:
- Sell it urgently!
On the other side of the phone - in a tired voice:
- To whom???