Funny literature that will make you laugh until you burst in 10 seconds
1. I can't find the north, you can't tell east from west, we are all very south.
2. Forgive everything before going to bed, and reconsider the past after waking up.
3. The wind blows whichever page it blows, and the page that won't be torn will be the page that will be torn.
4. Have you eaten? See if I am your type.
5. Once you have seen the sea, you will never be satisfied with the water. Fish-flavored shredded pork with chicken legs.
6. My usual fitness method: arguing on the Internet.
7. Don't listen to the old people, and your ears will be idle.
8. Many years ago, you said take care, but I haven't lost weight yet.
9. Comfort others with one set, comfort yourself with a rope
set.
10. I have a heart that wakes up early, but the quilt and bed disagree.
11. I know I look so good that even mosquitoes want to bite me.
12. I always have insomnia recently, waking up every 16 hours.
13. Failure is the mother of success, but it's a pity that success doesn't recognize relatives.
14. I am too easy to be serious. I shouldn't be in a relationship. I should hide in my phone and eat dog food.
15. I am so easy to deceive. Come and deceive me. Anyway, I am free.
16. If what you give is different from others, I would rather not have it.
17. I thought it was a promising future, but it turned out to be a bleak future.
18. The night will not treat those who sleep late badly. It will give you dark circles.
19. Life beats me repeatedly, and my meat has become strong and elastic.
20. Is there anyone who studies auto repair? Help me see if I am a spare tire.
21. I have been staying up late recently and my liver is not good. Can you call me a little sweetheart?
22. You and I are both dark horses when the world is not yet determined. When the alarm clock rings, you and I are both cattle and horses.
23. I would rather be a happy madman than a sad philosopher.
24. I have a high rate of turning back. Basically, I will turn back to look at good-looking people.
25. I can’t play the funny role anymore. I’m stupid enough as it is.
