🌐 Crypto Investor Starter Pack:

👤 Profile Picture: Laser-eyed Shiba Inu.

💼 Bio: "HODLing to the moon! 🚀"

💰 Wallet Balance: $10

📈 Expertise: "I just follow Elon Musk's tweets." 🚨 Notifications: 24/7 price alerts on 15 different cryptocurrencies.

⏰ Sleep Schedule: Who needs sleep when there's a bull run?

📱 Phone Apps: Coinbase, Binance, Blockfolio, and Crypto Twitter.

📊 Trading Strategy: Buy high, sell low.

💎 Personal Motto: "When Lambo?"

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