💼 The US Government’s Secret Recipe for Market Chaos 🍲
Just when you thought the crypto market couldn’t get spicier, Uncle Sam steps in with a fresh batch of FUD. They’ve announced the sale of 69,370 BTC (~$6.5B). But let’s be real—they’ve probably already cashed out. Classic, right?
Here’s the playbook:
1️⃣ Sell first, talk later. Quietly unload those bags while no one’s watching.
2️⃣ Drop the news bomb. Watch the market spiral like it’s on a rollercoaster.
3️⃣ Hold the rest hostage. With 197K BTC still in their pocket ($18.6B!), it’s like they’re dangling a sword over the market, waiting for the next panic sale.
Deliberate strategy? Coincidence? Or just another day in the world’s most unpredictable market?
The real question: Are they master manipulators or just making it up as they go? Either way, we’re the ones holding the bags while they play 4D chess.
💬 Let’s hear your thoughts—genius move or pure chaos?
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