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Fellow Cryptonites, 

Yesterday was tough, but I bring news of hope. Amongst all the doom and gloom, I want to share some very positive news that will undoubtedly bring you much-needed comfort. Just this morning, my team identified a unique bullish trend, and I want to share it with all of you. 

It was 04.30 am, and I had just finished my vinyasa yoga session and was about to start my organic premium-grade matcha green tea ritual when I noticed a report on my standing desk. Presuming it was just an update on why we witnessed yesterday's shakedown, I opted to do my 25km run before reading it. Big mistake!

As I finished reading the final page of the 72-page report, I quickly realised this wasn't the bearish news I had anticipated; it was quite the opposite. Amongst all the charred embers of a devastating day in the crypto-sphere, my team of 47 analysts identified a very bullish trend - in my follower numbers. 

The report pointed to a sharp increase from just 5 last week to a staggering 25 today. How is that even possible? One of my analysts used the word "exponential", while another stated it was in the region of 17'000% growth, and if we continue on this trajectory by the middle of next week, I could absolutely smash the 30 followers threshold.

My message to you all is this - Don't despair. In every negative situation, there is always something positive. You just need really good analysts. 

We will rebuild. 🙏