Listen, kiddo, sometimes the crypto market just decides to throw a big old party and then forgets to pay the bill. Last couple of days? That’s exactly what happened. We got hit by a perfect storm of jittery whales dumping their bags, a few scary-sounding economic reports, and some jittery hands hitting the “sell” button at the worst possible moments.

Basically, it was like watching a bunch of caffeinated monkeys try to do synchronized diving—hilarious if you’re on the sidelines, but pure chaos in the pool. Don’t worry, though; this market has survived more mood swings than a toddler after a candy binge. As a seasoned trader, I say sit tight, keep calm, and wait for the confetti to settle.