Hey guys! Let's talk about Bitcoin. They say it will reach 1 million dollars! Hey, this is no longer an investment, this is like a superhero origin story.

Back in 2010, someone bought two pizzas with 10 thousand Bitcoins. Today, that pizza has become the most expensive pizza in the history of mankind. Imagine if Bitcoin reaches 1 million dollars, that means the two pizzas are worth 10 billion dollars. Hey! What kind of pizza is that? Gold-flavored pizza? Or is it topped with diamonds?

And by the way, we all know who loves to make Bitcoin prices go up and down like a roller coaster. Who else but Elon Musk! One tweet of his makes someone suddenly rich, then the next tweet makes everyone stuck. Elon is like the DJ of the crypto market—he remixes Bitcoin prices just for fun!

But honestly, if Bitcoin hits $1 million, Elon won’t need to tweet anymore. He’ll just print an NFT of his face on the moon and say, “This is all because of me.”

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Speaking of rich people, I'm curious about how the three richest people in the world would react now:

  • Bernard Arnault the king of luxury brands. If Bitcoin is 1 million dollars, he will make a collection of Louis Vuitton wallets specifically to store private keys. Limited edition! Price? 5 Bitcoins.

  • Elon Musk will definitely make a new Tesla, pay with Bitcoin, with a bonus autopilot feature that can buy crypto during a crash.

  • Jeff Bezos? Ah, he might just make Amazon Prime specifically for miners, free shipping rigs to the moon.

But this is the funniest. There used to be people selling bananas duct-taped to walls for millions of dollars, calling it modern art. If Bitcoin was worth a million dollars, I'm sure there would be someone selling just the duct tape for one Bitcoin. Its name? "Crypto Tape: Hold Strong."

So guys, if Bitcoin is 1 million dollars, I only have one question: Who still wants to buy pizza with Bitcoin? If anyone wants, I'll order one pizza, but the payment is only 0.0001 Bitcoin, okay? Thanks!

That's all from me, and don't forget: Never sell bananas to the wall before Bitcoin actually reaches 1 million dollars.



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