Lost $100 in Blum in just a few seconds


“So, you know there’s an app that lets you create your own meme tokens? No, what’s the name. It’s really cool, huh? They say you can create meme tokens, then you can sell or buy other people’s meme tokens. When I heard that, I immediately thought, ‘This is it, my future as a crazy rich Asian!’”

"Okay, I immediately downloaded the application. I registered, created an account, and started browsing. I looked at other people's meme tokens, and I found one token with the name 'Pokras Lampas'. Wow, that's cool, right? Who wouldn't believe they'd go to the moon? Everyone wants that!"


"The price is really cheap, only $100 for one million tokens! Wow, I thought, 'This is a genius investment! Elon Musk would definitely FOMO if he knew this.'"


“But, seconds after I bought it, the price immediately dropped. I refreshed the app, and… my $100 became only $0.10. Seriously! Even the token has now changed its name to ‘To The Trash’, a term in Indonesia that means going to jail means your income has plummeted!”

"Then my friend said, 'Relax, bro. This is a process. The meme token is volatile.' Well, what is volatile? It's more like this token has the ambition to be my laughing stock!"


"But never mind. I learned something. At Blum, you can not only make token memes, but you can also make bad memories about your investments. That's priceless, isn't it?"


“So, the moral of the story: if you want to buy meme tokens on Blum, make sure first… the tokens aren’t too meme-able. Because if they’re too funny, you’ll be the last one laughing—but while crying!”


“Thank you, guys. Don’t forget, investment must be wise. Don’t be like me.”