Good MORNING, everyone! Today I want to talk about something that keeps all crypto fanboys awake: Tomarket!
Imagine, Tomarket was just listed on December 22, 2024, and now it's already x10x. Crazy, right? If you bought Tomarket yesterday, you could buy a house now. If you didn't buy it... just buy Pop Mie.
But seriously, this is not just a crypto chart. It's more like a Dufan roller coaster. It keeps going up, but we're nervously waiting for when it will fall.
Tomarket has a Tap2Earn business model. So we can get rich just by pressing. The only problem is, when I pressed, my balance disappeared. Maybe I didn't tap in sync with the universe.
And the Hamster Kombat game! Seriously, who would have thought of making hamsters fight for money? Hamsters never thought they would become digital gladiator fighters. What makes it even funnier is that my hamster keeps losing. Maybe he needs a trainer… or some motivation.
Then there's MemeFi, a token that's up 0.05% today. Is this crypto or discounted Indomie? The increase is so small, even Elon Musk must be thinking, "Is this a coin or a failed Doge pun?"
Speaking of Elon Musk. He insisted on pushing Dogecoin, but Tomarket was already x500 in 50 days. If Elon knew this, maybe he would tweet, “I need to launch Tomarket to Mars.”
And Major! It's $1.1, up 0.43%. It's like a pizza discount on an online motorcycle taxi app. It's so small, I'm not even excited to check it out. But people who buy Major must be so confident like: "Tomorrow I'll be a billionaire!" In reality? They still go into debt to pay for coffee!
Lastly, there is the X Empire Airdrop. They say it’s free, but the requirements are more than the requirements for registering as a civil servant. Like this, follow that, retweet, fill out the form, play Hamster Kombat… Eh, when I checked my balance, I got 0.001 TOMA. Huh, am I investing or playing a pop quiz?
So, guys, the lesson from all this: nothing is certain in the crypto world. But if you want to try, remember one thing… Don’t invest more than your pocket money. Because if you lose, all you can do is eat instant noodles while playing Hamster Kombat!
That's all from me. Don't forget to follow Elon Musk if you want to get rich tips... or at least absurd tweet tips. Thank you!