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$LUNC If ...... Then
0.001 => drink
0.01 => drink and lightly rap
0.1 => read the scriptures, then go drink
0.5 => drink and start herding chickens
1u => call the debt collectors to line up for repayment
5u => stroll around the showroom admiring big bikes like z1000
100u => go deep and buy a house
1000u => call brother Elon Musk for a ticket to work as a maid in SpaceX
10000u => escape from Earth.
Alright, the high from the weed is over, time to sleep! Smoked too much, bros are complaining.
0.001 => drink
0.01 => drink and lightly rap
0.1 => read the scriptures, then go drink
0.5 => drink and start herding chickens
1u => call the debt collectors to line up for repayment
5u => stroll around the showroom admiring big bikes like z1000
100u => go deep and buy a house
1000u => call brother Elon Musk for a ticket to work as a maid in SpaceX
10000u => escape from Earth.
Alright, the high from the weed is over, time to sleep! Smoked too much, bros are complaining.
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