To the degens here.

Is there a way I can short XRP in DeFi?

I really don't want to have to buy perps on centralized exchanges.

These mfs are probably invested in the other side of the trade and I'll lose. I don't want to lose to them. I would rather lose my sweat synthetic fake money (USD stablecoins) to other degens having fun with decentralized finance while trying to fight the XRP ascension with my (very) limited resources.