đ **Hey, crypto-kings of the neighborhood, pay attention!** đ
Here we go, we're all in agreement, right? If after spending an afternoon watching a couple of YouTube videos you already think you're an expert in crypto... you've clearly made it! Because now it turns out that, overnight, they're all blockchain gurus, ready to give lessons and recommend the next coin that, according to them, will make you a millionaire in two days. đ€Ż But of course, don't worry, the information is sure to come from super reliable sources, like Twitter or a Telegram group with the most creative name in the world! đ
đĄ **The master trick**: Don't bother researching, that's done by those who make their lives complicated. Here, all you need is "blind faith" that that cryptocurrency that you can barely pronounce is going to skyrocket, because the friend of the friend said so, and hey, if he says it, it must be true! đ
**Pro tip**: Hold, hold, and hold like your life depends on it. Things are collapsing? Never mind, just hold on, the motto here is to hold on until you can buy a mansion with a pool! đïž Anyway, what does it matter if you understand how the market works or what technologies are behind it? That's for nerds!
And that's it, keep telling yourself that in a few months you'll be on that private jet heading to Bali, while those who have spent years studying crypto and analyzing the market wonder how they didn't come up with your magic strategy. But don't worry, you're **two pumps** away from the moon, because of course, everything is as easy as they say, right? đ
