Crypto headlines coming your way, baby. But always DYOR for the juicy deals 😎🤜🏻:

- Bitcoin's playing hard to get at $26k. Classic tease.

- Dominance drama: Bitcoin's slipping, ETH's flexing.

- Bitcoin funding's in the red. Again. Drama queen.

- Microstrategy's $600m oopsie. Someone's having a Monday.

- Friend Tech's wild ride: 260k transactions. Show-off.

- WSJ's hint: ETH futures ETFs might get the nod. Finally.

- Gemini's power move: "SEC lawsuit? Dismissed!"

- SBF's jail request: Weekdays only. Got weekend plans?

- Vitalik's new bling: Taiwan's Gold Card. Swanky.

- $MAKER's reality check: Profits? Not so much.

- $RUNE's on fire: Up 30%. Someone's feeling themselves.

- Powell's speech & BRICS Summit: Get the popcorn.

- China's feeling generous. Rate cuts?

- US Treasuries: Record shorts. Bold move.

- US-Ukraine drama: The shade is real.

- Elon's new bromance: Vivek Ramaswamy.

- Chess' move: No trans athletes. Controversial.

- Messi's win with Inter Miami. Classic Messi.

- O'Malley: UFC's new golden boy.

- $XRP's flex: $100m cap. Big spender.

- $PNDC's morning coffee effect: Up 25%.

- $APE's big plans: 1000 apes? Monkeying around.

- NFTs under 4ETH: Tough crowd or just broke?

- LooksRare's YOLO gamble. Risky business.

- AI Art's drama: Not copyrighted. Robots, 0 - Humans, 1.

- AI's GPU demand: Governments want in.

- Base Volume's brief fame. Watch for scams.

- Solo Miner's jackpot: 6.25 BTC. Drinks on him.

- Friend.Tech's popularity contest: 50k buyers.

- Bitcoin Ordinals: 25 million and counting.

- Binance Coin's drama: Yearly low. Ouch.

- DONUT's 300% surge. Kraken's new darling?

we all in this together do not forget that.