some spicy news from today đ¶đ„:
BTC's playing hard to get, re-testing lows near 25k.
CYBER Coin: Up 100%, then a 50% nosedive.
DWF Cartel Vibes: CYBER fits right in, like a glove.
Bitcoin's September Blues: Lower each September for 6 years. Tradition!
200D Moving Average: Bitcoin swipes left, no match today.
Chinese Court Wisdom: Crypto's got the same rights as grandma's china.
ETF Green Light: Former SEC chair says it's more 'when' than 'if'.
Robinhood's Equity Drama: Buys back stake from SBF. No hard feelings?
HashKey's Altcoin Fiesta: Launches a 100m fund. Party time!
BTC Miners' Garage Sale: Sold 100m in 7 days
USDT's Identity Crisis: Slightly depegged in August
Tokenized Treasuries: Now at 635m. Wall Street's going blockchain.
ZK Roll-Up to Bitcoin: Bitcoin wants to join the cool kids.
Crypto Regs: Ryan Zurrer says it's coming faster than your Amazon package.
Unlocking the Vaults: Big month for APE, SUI, OP. Token party!
DWF & Binance Coins: Pumping like a high school kegger.
PNDC Rumor Mill: Up 90% on Gemini whispers. FOMO alert!
Supreme Loan: Owner takes a 1.1m on-chain loan
MAYC's Big Sale: Mega-mutant goes for 500ETH. We're back!
Yuga Labs Rally: Levered buyer drives up the price
Twelvefold Ordinals: Yuga Labs teases us, like a new Netflix season.
Macro's Hot Streak: Stocks have their best week since July.
Jobs & Unemployment: Rate rises to 3.8%
Bond Yields' Crystal Ball: No rate hike in Sep
Saudi Oil Drought: Lowest exports to US in 6 years
Saudi Aramco's Big Move: Mulls over a 50bn equity sale
Epstein's List: Ramaswamy's about to spill the tea
Binance Staked ETH: TVL soars to $482M.
Opyn Gamma: 142.76% daily growth. DeFi jackpot.
Beefy's Quiet Storm: $183.9M TVL
AAVE's Slow Burn: $2.14B TVL. Long game pays off.
Sonne Finance's Rise: 8.36% daily growth.
Uniswap V2's SHIA-WETH: 11,350.80% APY
Uniswap V3's PEPE-WETH: 3,269.70% APY
StakeDAO's MAV: 3,185.64% APY. Tightrope walker of DeFi.
PancakeSwap's CYBER-WETH: 2,693.92% APY. Fire-breathing
Uniswap V3's SHIA-WETH Redux: 2,014.52% APY
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