The mother of all liquidations: $1.1B in traders went to the gulag while the whales play 'squid game' with the market 🦑💀.
What's up, future degenerates! 🌪️ Did someone order a financial roller coaster?

MAXIMUM ALERT! 🚨 Bitcoin just made a move more dramatic than the end of Lost. After touching $100k (achievement unlocked!), our hero decided to do a backflip more impressive than Tony Hawk in his prime 📉

And the damage report? 🎯 Liquidations are hotter than a Tamagotchi left in the sun - $1.1 TRILLION in positions destroyed! We haven't seen this much chaos since Y2K threatened to end the world. The veterans are like the vibing cat meme while everything burns 🔥