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Person 1: “Bro, I’ve been mining crypto on Telegram for 6 months and got a grand total of… $5.”
Person 2: “What? After all that work? Remember $DOGS and $NOT ? They were handing out $50 to $5000 like candy!”
Person 1: “Yeah, now it’s just $X, $CATI, $HMSTR , and $CATS… all chasing $DOGS ’ fame but giving out nothing but crumbs.”
Person 2: “Exactly! People are done with this. Good projects are still out there, but thanks to these useless ones, nobody trusts Telegram mining anymore.”
Person 1: “Feels like we’re mining fool’s gold, man.”
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Person 2: “What? After all that work? Remember $DOGS and $NOT ? They were handing out $50 to $5000 like candy!”
Person 1: “Yeah, now it’s just $X, $CATI, $HMSTR , and $CATS… all chasing $DOGS ’ fame but giving out nothing but crumbs.”
Person 2: “Exactly! People are done with this. Good projects are still out there, but thanks to these useless ones, nobody trusts Telegram mining anymore.”
Person 1: “Feels like we’re mining fool’s gold, man.”
#USJoblessClaimsDip #CryptoJoke #MEME #Memecoin #DOGS
Are you tired of being a loser?
Are you stressed because your trading strategy doesn’t work?
Are you ready to give up on trading?
Instead of wasting your money, this is the time for you to donate your money to me 🤡
Just kidding…
But, seriously, this is the time for you to start learning again about trading.
Focus on learning until you master it.
But, if you want to donate your money. I will take it with all my heart 🤪
#TrendingTopic #CryptoJoke #jokeoftheday #CryptoClown
Are you stressed because your trading strategy doesn’t work?
Are you ready to give up on trading?
Instead of wasting your money, this is the time for you to donate your money to me 🤡
Just kidding…
But, seriously, this is the time for you to start learning again about trading.
Focus on learning until you master it.
But, if you want to donate your money. I will take it with all my heart 🤪
#TrendingTopic #CryptoJoke #jokeoftheday #CryptoClown
SEC or the government should investigate these companies
Last time a news agencies posted something and market pump 💹
Later they apologies or something
Now another one is publishing something and market crashed 🔻
If they're doing it deliberately and making money out of it then they should be penalize man !!
Almost $500 million vanished in last 4 hours crazy ✅
#CryptoJoke
Last time a news agencies posted something and market pump 💹
Later they apologies or something
Now another one is publishing something and market crashed 🔻
If they're doing it deliberately and making money out of it then they should be penalize man !!
Almost $500 million vanished in last 4 hours crazy ✅
#CryptoJoke
💸 What Caused Over $200M Worth of Liquidations in Last 24 Hours📉🤔
In the fast-paced world of crypto, late Sunday's correction of over 2.5% in Bitcoin (BTC) triggered a cascade of liquidations, totaling a whopping $200 million in the past 24 hours. Let's unravel the factors contributing to this market turbulence.
🔍 The Liquidation Fallout: $200M Wiped Out!
As Bitcoin faced a 2.5% correction on Sunday, the crypto landscape witnessed liquidations worth $200 million within the last 24 hours. Long positions bore the brunt of $172 million in losses, while short positions saw over $40 million evaporate amid the market downturn.
📊 Crypto Liquidations Snapshot: Source - Coinglass
💡 Spotlight on F2Pool's Moves: A Mining Pool's Impact on Volatility
In an intriguing turn of events, F2Pool, a prominent mining pool, deposited a substantial 1,000 Bitcoins to Binance during BTC's decline. This move, totaling $87.72 million, added a layer of complexity to the market dynamics. Analysts are closely watching such on-chain activities for insights into crypto price movements.
🔗 Insight from Lookonchain: "F2Pool deposited 1,000 BTC to Binance during the BTC price drop."
📈 Bitcoin's Resilience: Support Holds at $42,560 - $43,245 Range
Despite the market jitters, Bitcoin showcased resilience by quickly rebounding, finding strong support in the range of $42,560 to $43,245. The crypto community is now on the edge, awaiting the final announcement on the highly anticipated spot Bitcoin Exchange-Traded Fund (ETF) expected this week.
🚀 Navigating the Crypto Storm: What Lies Ahead? 🌐⚡
With market uncertainties and pending announcements, crypto traders and enthusiasts brace for potential shifts. As we navigate this storm, stay tuned for updates and insights to make informed decisions in the ever-evolving crypto space.
🌐 For real-time updates and in-depth analysis, follow The Blockopedia!
#CryptoPredictions2024 #CryptoProfitUpdate #CryptoJoke #cryptocurrency #crypto2024
In the fast-paced world of crypto, late Sunday's correction of over 2.5% in Bitcoin (BTC) triggered a cascade of liquidations, totaling a whopping $200 million in the past 24 hours. Let's unravel the factors contributing to this market turbulence.
🔍 The Liquidation Fallout: $200M Wiped Out!
As Bitcoin faced a 2.5% correction on Sunday, the crypto landscape witnessed liquidations worth $200 million within the last 24 hours. Long positions bore the brunt of $172 million in losses, while short positions saw over $40 million evaporate amid the market downturn.
📊 Crypto Liquidations Snapshot: Source - Coinglass
💡 Spotlight on F2Pool's Moves: A Mining Pool's Impact on Volatility
In an intriguing turn of events, F2Pool, a prominent mining pool, deposited a substantial 1,000 Bitcoins to Binance during BTC's decline. This move, totaling $87.72 million, added a layer of complexity to the market dynamics. Analysts are closely watching such on-chain activities for insights into crypto price movements.
🔗 Insight from Lookonchain: "F2Pool deposited 1,000 BTC to Binance during the BTC price drop."
📈 Bitcoin's Resilience: Support Holds at $42,560 - $43,245 Range
Despite the market jitters, Bitcoin showcased resilience by quickly rebounding, finding strong support in the range of $42,560 to $43,245. The crypto community is now on the edge, awaiting the final announcement on the highly anticipated spot Bitcoin Exchange-Traded Fund (ETF) expected this week.
🚀 Navigating the Crypto Storm: What Lies Ahead? 🌐⚡
With market uncertainties and pending announcements, crypto traders and enthusiasts brace for potential shifts. As we navigate this storm, stay tuned for updates and insights to make informed decisions in the ever-evolving crypto space.
🌐 For real-time updates and in-depth analysis, follow The Blockopedia!
#CryptoPredictions2024 #CryptoProfitUpdate #CryptoJoke #cryptocurrency #crypto2024
#BTC SEC account on X is hacked, posting false approval of spot Bitcoin ETFs. Next stop $36,000 🚨
The official X account of the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) was compromised on Jan. 9, leading to a false post suggesting that spot Bitcoin
exchange-traded funds (ETFs) had been approved.
On Jan. 9, the regulator confirmed its account was compromised, leading to an unauthorized post. The offending tweet was up for approximately 20 minutes before being taken down.
The regulator told Cointelegraph that its staff did not have any involvement in posting the “unauthorized” tweet and an investigation from X has confirmed the account was compromised and did not have two-factor authentication enabled at the time.
The incident caused the price of Bitcoin to surge roughly 2.5% to $47,901 before dropping roughly 7% to $44,701. Meanwhile, crypto X has been speculating what this could mean for the SEC and anticipated Bitcoin ETF approvals.
Meanwhile, several United States lawyers and senators have called on Congress to demand an investigation into the securities regulator after the debacle.
Many are hopeful the incident will not impact the potential approval of a spot Bitcoin ETF.
#etf #ETH #CryptoNews🔒📰🚫 #CryptoJoke
The official X account of the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) was compromised on Jan. 9, leading to a false post suggesting that spot Bitcoin
exchange-traded funds (ETFs) had been approved.
On Jan. 9, the regulator confirmed its account was compromised, leading to an unauthorized post. The offending tweet was up for approximately 20 minutes before being taken down.
The regulator told Cointelegraph that its staff did not have any involvement in posting the “unauthorized” tweet and an investigation from X has confirmed the account was compromised and did not have two-factor authentication enabled at the time.
The incident caused the price of Bitcoin to surge roughly 2.5% to $47,901 before dropping roughly 7% to $44,701. Meanwhile, crypto X has been speculating what this could mean for the SEC and anticipated Bitcoin ETF approvals.
Meanwhile, several United States lawyers and senators have called on Congress to demand an investigation into the securities regulator after the debacle.
Many are hopeful the incident will not impact the potential approval of a spot Bitcoin ETF.
#etf #ETH #CryptoNews🔒📰🚫 #CryptoJoke
Just bought myself a Lambo... out of cardboard. Turns out you can't buy a real one with Shiba Inu coins. 😂
This is 100% facts
#CryptoJoke #CryptoAdvice #CryptoGoals #CryptoScoop
This is 100% facts
#CryptoJoke #CryptoAdvice #CryptoGoals #CryptoScoop
Just spent 3 hours trying to remember my crypto exchange password. Pretty sure it's "hunter2," but with like, way more 1337 letters. Can someone help me out here.
#CryptoSecurity #CryptoJoke #exchange #security #CryptoScoop
#CryptoSecurity #CryptoJoke #exchange #security #CryptoScoop
My 100% crypto portfolio is diversified 🚀
Take note of the 20% [Very Important]
50% in Bitcoin
30% in Dogecoin
20% in snacks for when it all crashes 😂
#CryptoJoke #portfolio #CryptoAdvice #CryptoScoop
Take note of the 20% [Very Important]
50% in Bitcoin
30% in Dogecoin
20% in snacks for when it all crashes 😂
#CryptoJoke #portfolio #CryptoAdvice #CryptoScoop
🚀My 100% crypto portfolio is diversified Take note of the 20% [Very Important]🚨
50% in Bitcoin
30% in Dogecoin
20% in snacks for when it all crashes
#CryptoJoke #Doge #portfolio #CryptoAdvice #CryptoScoop
50% in Bitcoin
30% in Dogecoin
20% in snacks for when it all crashes
#CryptoJoke #Doge #portfolio #CryptoAdvice #CryptoScoop
What’s the difference between investing in Bitcoin and getting married?
If your marriage fails, you only lose half of your wealth.
😂
#CryptoJoke #PIXEL #Pump
If your marriage fails, you only lose half of your wealth.
😂
#CryptoJoke #PIXEL #Pump
