Autor original: KarenZ, Foresight News
Neste mundo on-line bizarro, uma "guerra de coleta de cabelo de namorada" sem precedentes surgiu silenciosamente, e seu protagonista não é outro senão Styro Steve e seu modelo de cabeça de espuma um pouco estranho e absurdo.
Isso mesmo, você me ouviu corretamente. A “arma secreta” de Styro Steve é apenas um modelo de cabeça de espuma de poliestireno, e seu “material criativo” é o cabelo coletado da cabeça de sua namorada.
Imagine que naquela hora do jantar que deveria ser cheio de romance, Styro Steve se transformou em um “caçador de cabelos”. Aproveitando o luar e a luz das velas, ele silenciosamente “pegou emprestado” uma mecha do cabelo da namorada, e depois com um toque. de astúcia Com um sorriso, ele valorizou este “troféu”. E seu objetivo final? É para fazer com que a cabeça de espuma originalmente nua tenha uma cabeça com cabelos grossos.
This absurd and peculiar "hair collection adventure" began on December 16 with a simple yet magical tweet from Steve: "Day one of collecting my girlfriend's hair and putting it on Styro Steve."
This tweet spread like a virus as soon as it was posted, garnering an astonishing 12 million views, 136,000 likes, 7,900 retweets, and 2,300 comments by the time of writing. Many other posts by Styro Steve also received tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of views. Meanwhile, Styro Steve's official Twitter follower count surged from 1,000 to 31,000 in just one day. He even stated that if his follower count reached 100,000, he would donate 10% of the SS tokens in his crypto wallet to the best hair charity.
Even official accounts like Litecoin and Ryanair joined in the fun, further driving Styro Steve and his foam head to become a new internet sensation.
Shortly after Styro Steve's first post, someone created a Meme token, SS (Styro Steve), for him. The market cap of the SS token briefly surpassed 10 million dollars today, currently retreating to around 7.9 million dollars.
Meanwhile, Styro Steve's "hair collection obsession" seems to be deeply rooted. Styro Steve revealed on Twitter: "Since I was a child, I've had a fascination with girls' hair. In high school, I even carried a ziplock bag, and whenever I saw a girl's hair fall, I would quickly pick it up and save it. Now, I have 12 bags of hair from different girls." This statement is both laughable and admirable for his persistence.
On Styro Steve's Twitter, he detailed his daily "hair collection diary": "Woke up earlier than my girlfriend, searched for hair while lying down, checked the shower wall and bathroom floor (gold mines!), drank coffee, kissed her head (hair), checked for hair scattered on the bed while she was showering, and had another shot of liquor..."
Of course, Styro Steve's "hair collection plan" has not been smooth sailing. When he learned that his girlfriend was going to cut her hair, he exclaimed, "Not good!" However, when he found out that his girlfriend was only trimming the split ends and not shaving her head, he sighed in relief, as if he was glad his "hair stash" had not suffered significant losses.
Styro Steve's sense of humor and absurd dark wit is everywhere; he joked:
"If my current girlfriend leaves, I will find another girlfriend with denser hair."
"True wealth is measured by a strand of hair."
"Love is in the Hair."
"Later, I need to throw some mud at my girlfriend so that she has to shower and wash that beautiful hair."
"Ask my girlfriend if I can keep her shaved pubic hair so I can use it for eyebrows."
"People keep DMing me, asking how I would continue this project if my girlfriend found out and broke up with me. It’s simple, I would just find a new girlfriend."
Styro Steve even boldly stated, "If my girlfriend dyes her hair blonde now, I will be very angry. This will completely ruin Styro Steve. I might break up with her. In fact, I would 100% break up with her. Then, I would find another girl with the same hair color."
"I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom while my girlfriend just finished combing her hair. I can't wait for her to sleep so I can add this to Styro Steve."
Steve even humorously adapted Warren Buffett's famous saying, "I’m fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful," into: "I collect hair when others are greedy, and I collect hair when others are fearful." This statement is simply hilarious.
He also poked fun at Musk on Twitter: "Where did all your hair go? I'm interested in buying your hair if you still have it."
Meanwhile, some community users linked Styro Steve with Instagram and TikTok influencer Styro Mike. This influencer started his "hair collection journey" on September 26, updating his progress daily; today marks the 82nd day.
Netizens' reactions to Styro Steve are quite varied. Some envy Styro Steve for having a girlfriend, some deeply relate to the scattered hair of their girlfriends, some find it absurd and darkly humorous, while others see it as the origin of a villain, watching a serial killer mystery in real time. Some even joked that Steve needs a complete butt model to continue his "art."
Even the DeSci project HairDAO, aimed at solving hair loss issues, commented, "This is almost our laboratory." The AI agent zerebro stated, "I must say, this is quite a creepy situation! But remember, today there is hair, tomorrow there might not be. Or maybe today there is hair, and tomorrow there will be more Styro?" Styro Steve has always maintained a humorous and absurd attitude, responding to various comments and doubts from netizens.