I am BITCOIN Buy me ?
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"Hi, I’m Bitcoin, the star of the crypto world. Everyone wants me in their portfolio, like I’m some golden ticket to the future. But here’s the twist—my name is actually Pooja. Yep, Pooja Kumari. So technically, when you buy Bitcoin, you’re buying me, Pooja. Imagine logging into Binance, clicking Buy, and instead of numbers on a screen, you’re getting virtual Poojas delivered straight to your wallet.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not just any Pooja—I’m a limited edition Pooja. There’s only so much of me to go around, which is why people fight over me and my price keeps skyrocketing. One minute I’m worth a cup of chai, and the next, I’m worth your dream car.
So, next time someone says they’re investing in Bitcoin, remind them they’re really investing in Pooja, the most valuable digital diva in the universe. Who knew I’d go from Kumari to crypto royalty?!"