What is so relieving about people collecting bitcoins? They are mining their own business!

#Bitcoin-BTC #BitcoinMining

If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto... Ignore him!

Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor..
because Elon loves his Crypto.
#elonMusk

Scaling Back After Big crypto Losses

#Scaling #cryptolosses 😌

Where does Santa Claus keep his Bitcoin?

In a cold wallet. #BTC🔥🔥 #ColdWallets

HO, HO, HODL

What is the most effective way to get a hardcore crypto technical analyst off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza. #CryptoBears #TechnicalAnalysis

What’s the difference between investing in bitcoin and getting married?

If your marriage fails, you only lose half of your wealth. #btc #bitcoin #invest