Tell two short stories

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Story A🦖

June 2024, according to historical records, is called the darkest moment in the history of Mao

Electronic beggars begged for money on a certain king-level project for 4 years without any reward, and their tools were confiscated by another king-level PUA project that month

At first, people thought it was just an ordinary industry adjustment...

Story B🦄

In February 2024, the Warmhole airdrop will be announced. Users who make a large cross-chain transaction once will receive generous airdrop rewards.

The next day, Fat Goose, who was far away in Canada, called a senior executive of "Warm Hole" in a rage and severely rebuked him: "You are breaking the rules of the industry by doing this!"

Given Fat Goose's industry influence and power, Warmhole urgently released the Witch Standard to deal with this mentally ill cold-zone creature. The manuscript looks like it was written by Fat Goose.

$W

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I am very curious, what industry rules does Layerzero understand?

🔹Stargate collected 31.77 million US dollars in agreement fees, plus the fees of its own ecosystem and the pool fees given by unpopular chains, etc., the total profit is at least 50 million US dollars. Most of this money is the cross-chain transaction fees contributed by the profiteers, right?

🔹You have fooled venture capital institutions into raising 293 million yuan, including Round A, Round B, and strategic rounds. Each round was exciting. Even Nasdaq and NYSE have invited you to go public. This is also the data contributed by the Maori people that makes you proud, right?

In the past three years, nearly 350 million US dollars, or 2.5 billion RMB, have been raised?

🔹How many people actually received the airdrop rewards?

First, remove the addresses with only 1 Tx from the total 6 million, and there are 3 million left.

Secondly, 3 million minus 2.16 million witches, there are still 840,000

Finally, 420,000 addresses are eligible, and at least 20% of them, 80,000 of them, are your insider trading, right?

34 / 600 = 5%

The airdrop is only given to 5% of the community players. Is this how Layerzero understands the airdrop industry rules?

You bunch of electronic beggars, I gave you $150 airdrop, why don’t you thank me?

ZK is killing low-income people, while you, Layerzero, are just flipping the table.

🔹What about the number of airdropped tokens?

5% official cross-bridge users, 3% ecological users, 0.5% community pool

After 2 months of witch white terror, the media spotlight has made you the center of attention

The four kings Zksync were scared to pee their pants, hurry up and issue coins before your witch library

The innocent community members once imagined that you were the hero who killed the industrial witch and saved the industry.

Pah, such a big fuss, but the fat penguin finally took it out to show everyone, it's only 2cm

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