I once i was stranded on a desert island for five-years outside fulong island with no other human being in site or no rescue! (True story)
until one day a beautiful girl swem to shore in a wet suit.
"Hi! Am i have never ever ever been so happy to see you.
She replied"Hi! It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"It's been five years! i said .
The girl unzips quickly a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives a cigarette.
"Oh thank you so much it has been so long i replied "
She said "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
It's been five years"
She unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and offers it.
Oh. Thank you so much. You are like a miracle i replied fast.
Then the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks leadingly, "So tell me then, have you been bored?"
Five years i replied fast and i looked at her excitedly: "Oh, don't tell me you've got a surfboard in there too?"
(Today illuminatiti-ator have viewed a comment of mine and liked it and i have been on extreme panick mode ever since and i am trying to think of happier times!! with this story )
#Praying for the lord to be with me!!!!!
