#MarketRebound

1. You open your backpack and see green candles instead of the red soup you ate all last year.

2. Suddenly, everyone remembers that they are "long-term investors," even though just yesterday they were shouting "everything is lost!" and deleting Binance.

3. Telegram bots for signals come back to life like zombies and whisper: "Buy DOGE before it's too late!"

4. Bitcoin is rising, and you think: "Well, just a little more — and I’ll buy at least half a shawarma for myself."

5. On Reddit and Twitter, crowds of experts with dog avatars are writing: "I told you, hold until the moon!"

And you just sit there, looking at the screen and thinking: "Alright, this time I will definitely wait until the end and not sell for 3 kopecks!"