#MarketRebound

1. You open your portfolio and see green candles instead of the red soup you were eating all last year.

2. Everyone suddenly remembered that they are "long-term investors," even though just yesterday they were shouting "it's all gone!" and deleting Binance.

3. Telegram bots for signals are coming back to life like zombies, whispering: "Buy DOGE before it's too late!"

4. Bitcoin is rising, and you think: "Well, just a little more — and I'll buy myself at least half a shawarma."

5. On Reddit and Twitter, crowds of experts with dog avatars write: "I told you, hold until the moon!"

And you just sit there, looking at the screen and thinking: "Alright, this time I'll definitely wait until the end, and not sell for 3 kopecks!"