🗣️🚨 ATTENTION ALL XRP ARMY 🚨🗣️

Alright, listen up, you $XRP dreamers, you thought you were going to the moon, didn't ya? Riding that $589 per token fantasy like it was your last hope for financial salvation.

I remember when I was calling the shots, shorting this shit while you were all laughing, sipping on your hopium cocktails, thinking you were the next crypto tycoons. "Oh, look at the bear," you said, mocking me as I warned you about the bubble.

Well, guess what? The price crashed 40% since, and now your dreams of lambos and yachts are as deflated as your bank accounts. You laughed at me, but now it's payday for the shorts.

Time to wake up from your $589 dream, boys. Reality's got a different number in mind, and it ain't pretty. Enjoy the ride back to reality, where the only thing soaring is my portfolio from betting against your delusions.