🚀 Breaking News 🚀
The German government just witnessed a staggering 9,000% increase in Bitcoin holdings in a single day! 🤯 But wait... there's a catch! 😂
According to Arkham Intelligence, the government's BTC stash skyrocketed to an astronomical... $171! Yes, you read that right. From a humble $1.87 to a whopping $171 thanks to generous donations from the Bitcoin community. 😂
Just yesterday, Saxony sold off the last of its 50,000 Bitcoins, originally confiscated from a piracy website. While Bitcoiners like Bundestag MP Joana Cotar pleaded with the government to HODL, liquidating confiscated assets is the law in Germany. 🏛️
Now, some cheeky Bitcoiners are trolling the government by donating sats to their infamous BTC address. 🤣
Meanwhile, Bitcoin continues its climb, recently breaking above $60,000 again! 📈💪
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