🚀 Elon Musk, the man with a plan...for Mars, has denied volunteering his "swimmers" to populate the red planet. Despite rumors of dome habitats, Mars-proof spacesuits, and Musk's own Martian offspring, the SpaceX CEO insists the focus is on "getting there first." Meanwhile, Bitcoin may become the Martian currency, despite initial skepticism due to transaction times. After all, Earth is only an 8-minute light commute from the sun, while Mars is a 12-minute one. So, pack your bags and your Bitcoin, we might be moving to Mars! 🌕