Leading analysts of pseudo-economic research are sounding the alarm! 😱 According to non-existent sources, 2025 will begin with a massive collapse of all cryptocurrencies. 📉
⚠️ According to "data" gathered from unreliable rumors, this collapse will be linked to a "digital phase deviation corridor" that is activated every time the lunar cycle coincides with the transition of the calendar year. 🌑📅
What does this mean for you?
Bitcoin, Ethereum and other leading assets could lose up to 70% of their value in the first two weeks of January! 🕒😨 Pseudo-experts also claim that the phantom wave of a "decentralized collapse" will cause exchanges to be blocked, funds to be withdrawn and panic among digital asset holders. 💥💻
Rumors say that "shadow leader" countries (the ones no one has ever seen 😏) are already preparing cyber attacks to finally destabilize the market. Be prepared for total chaos! 💣🔥
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😲 Should I sell right now? 😲
Many have already thought about the total liquidation of their assets. 🚀 But is it worth doing if the "great crypto winter" really comes? ❄️😵💫 As you know, panic in the market only accelerates the collapse.
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However…
📢 ATTENTION: All of the above is absolute nonsense and fiction.
Don't trust such "news". 🤷♂️ The real situation with cryptocurrencies requires sober analysis and deep understanding of the market. Good luck in the new year! 🎉
