Instead of making a dumb joke on Bitcoin halving cutting your portfolio half, let me tell you why it’s considered bullish:

Every halving the sell pressure from miners gets halved as less Bitcoins are mined per day comparatively increasing scarcity in the market.

This is why generally post-halving period leads to equate market pricing overtime driving the price upwards.

It’s not magic, this is simply how it works. Happy BTC halving!