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BREAKING 🚨
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President Trump announces the US will withdraw from the Strait of Hormuz within 2-3 weeks.
The US will not be involved in what happens to the Strait of Hormuz. This decision marks a significant shift in US policy.
Stay tuned for updates 🚨⚡️💰

🚨 BREAKING NEWS:

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🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian says that attacks carried out during ongoing negotiations have completely destroyed any remaining trust in the United States, leaving Iran deeply skeptical of future talks.
Iran says: We will never engage in talks again, and we do not even need negotiations. If America does anything now, a war will begin.

🚨 BREAKING:
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 IRAN IS PREPARING TO SEND A NEW PEACE PROPOSAL TO THE U.S. TODAY
REPORTS SAY THE OFFER INCLUDES REOPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AND PUSHING NUCLEAR TALKS INTO A LATER PHASE
IF TENSIONS EASE, THIS COULD BE MASSIVELY BULLISH FOR GLOBAL MARKETS AND RISK ASSETS!!

THIS IS VERY CONCERNING🚨

#ElonMusk testified in court today that AI could surpass human intelligence as soon as next year.
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"This technology could also kill us all."

"If you have someone who is not very trustworthy in charge of AI, that is very dangerous for the whole world."

💰 Richest People to Ever Live on Earth
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1. Mansa Musa — Immeasurable
2. Genghis Khan — $120 Trillion
3. Emperor Shenzong — $45 Trillion
4. Akbar I — $29 Trillion
5. Empress Wu Zetian — $25 Trillion
6. Joseph Stalin — $11 Trillion
7. Augustus Caesar — $5.8 Trillion
8. Catherine The Great — $2 Trillion
9. Elon Musk — $844 Billion
10. Andrew Carnegie — $667 Billion

🚨BREAKING: Saudi Arabia and Aramco plan $10B Gwadar refinery with Pakistan, boosting energy security.
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good analysis

BACK TO WAR:
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 US Navy seizes Iranian tanker transporting $380,000,000 worth of oil.

BIG hit to Iran's economy.
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Italy is sending 4 warships to the Strait of Hormuz.
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The coalition to hold the world's most critical waterway just got bigger.
This isn't just a military deployment.
This is Europe telling Iran: the U.S. Navy is not alone.
Here's why this escalation matters beyond the headline.
When Trump announced the U.S. Navy had total control of the Strait that was one flag.
One nation. One declaration. One fleet clearing mines.
Italy just made it two.
And in geopolitics, the difference between one nation and a coalition is the difference between a statement and a doctrine.
The Strait of Hormuz is not a bilateral issue between Washington and Tehran.
It's a global energy artery that 20% of the world's oil supply flows through every single day.
Europe runs on that oil.
Asia runs on that oil.
The global economy runs on that oil.
Italy deploying 4 ships isn't symbolic. It's a declaration of economic self-interest.
And where Italy goes, the EU watches closely.
Here's the question that changes everything:
If Iran fires on a vessel again it's no longer firing at a U.S. interest.
It's firing at a NATO-allied coalition protecting global trade.
The rules of engagement just changed.
The political cost of Iranian aggression just multiplied.
The IRGC's calculation just got significantly more complicated.
The Strait started as an Iran-U.S. standoff.
It's becoming an international incident with a coalition response attached.
Watch who sends the third ship.

BREAKING 🚨:
The largest U.S. naval buildup since the Iraq War is now underway.
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A major U.S. Air Force surge is moving into the Middle East ahead of Iran talks this weekend.
This is concerning.
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🚨 BREAKING: Pressure on Iran is rising fast
The U.S. says its Navy will keep blocking Iranian ports to stop oil exports — a move aimed at hitting Iran’s main source of income.
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There’s a bigger issue building too: storage at Kharg Island is nearly full. If there’s nowhere left to store oil, Iran may be forced to slow down or even shut some wells.
👉 In simple terms: less oil going out, more pressure building inside.
This situation is heating up quickly.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 BBC says Trump’s administration is likely involved in illegal INSIDER TRADING
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BBC found a pattern: trades spiked right before major Trump announcements, Iran war included.
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🚨 Europe Is Preparing for a Hormuz Showdown
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Behind the scenes, things are moving fast.
Over 40 countries are now quietly aligning on a mission to reopen the Strait of Hormuz — and this isn’t just talk. We’re looking at coordinated naval deployments, mine-clearing operations, and a serious push to secure one of the world’s most critical energy routes.
At the same time, the EU is drafting emergency measures around jet fuel supply in case the blockade drags on.
This isn’t just geopolitics anymore — it’s a direct signal to the energy markets.
Stay alert. The next move could hit harder than expected.

This stock pumped over 850% after announcing shift from shoes to AI. 😂
What are we even doing in crypto?
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Trump says he doesn’t think extending the ceasefire will be necessary, hints at “an amazing two days ahead”
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ABSOLUTE MONSTER RALLY FOR US STOCKS.

• S&P500: close to all-time highs
• NASDAQ: close to all-time highs
• BITCOIN: extremely weak
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US officially begins blockade of all ships entering or exiting the Strait of Hormuz.
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🥵 Highest temperature ever recorded by country:
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🇮🇸 Iceland: 30.5 °C (86.9 °F)
🇮🇪 Ireland: 33.3 °C (91.9 °F)
🇳🇴 Norway: 35.6 °C (96.1 °F)
🇫🇮 Finland: 37.2 °C (99.0 °F)
🇸🇪 Sweden: 38.0 °C (100.4 °F)
🇬🇧 UK: 40.3 °C (104.5 °F)
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 40.6 °C (105.1 °F)
🇰🇷 South Korea: 41.0 °C (105.8 °F)
🇯🇵 Japan: 41.1 °C (106.0 °F)
🇩🇪 Germany: 41.2 °C (106.2 °F)
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 43.6 °C (110.5 °F)
🇧🇷 Brazil: 44.8 °C (112.6 °F)
🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 45.1 °C (113.2 °F)
🇷🇺 Russia: 45.4 °C (109.8 °F)
🇫🇷 France: 46.0 °C (114.8 °F)
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 46.4 °C (115.5 °F)
🇪🇸 Spain: 47.6 °C (117.7 °F)
🇬🇷 Greece: 48.0 °C (118.4 °F)
🇮🇹 Italy: 48.8 °C (119.8 °F)
🇦🇷 Argentina: 48.9 °C (120.0 °F)
🇹🇷 Turkey: 49.5 °C (121.1 °F)
🇨🇦 Canada: 49.6 °C (121.3 °F)
🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 49.9 °C (121.8 °F)
🇿🇦 South Africa: 50 °C (122 °F)
🇹🇳 Tunisia: 50.3 °C (122.5 °F)
🇲🇦 Morocco: 50.4 °C (122.7 °F)
🇦🇺 Australia: 50.7 °C (123.3 °F)
🇮🇳 India: 51.0 °C (123.8 °F)
🇩🇿 Algeria: 51.3 °C (124.3 °F

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The attacker minted 1B $DOT and dumped it all in a single transaction for $237,000.
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