In ancient times, a poor scholar slept with 90 ladies on his way to the imperial examination~

In ancient times, there was a lady who met a poor scholar who was going to Beijing to take the imperial examination and took shelter from the rain. After discovering that he was very talented, she promised herself to him.

The next day, the lady shed tears and sent the scholar off: "If you pass the imperial examination, don't let me down."

The scholar swore and left with the silver given by the girl.

The lady asked the maid to record the scholar's name in the book. The maid said: "This is the 50th scholar!"

The lady said: "There is no way, there will always be one who will really pass the exam."

-This is "Venture Capital"

The scholar asked the book boy to write down the lady's name, and sighed: This is the 100th.

-This is "Financing"

The boy who accompanied the scholar asked the scholar: Sir, since you left home three years ago, you have slept with more than 90 women. We have been traveling back and forth on the road to Beijing. Don't we go to take the imperial examination? The scholar replied: Isn't it for money and women to take the imperial examination to become a high-ranking official? Since there are more than 90 infatuated women, why are we still rushing to take the exam?

——This is "Bubble"

After the maid helped the young lady write down the name, she took out a small notebook from her personal place and wrote down the name of the 50th servant!

——This is "Follow Investment"

The servant recalled the taste of the ninety or so maids, weighed the private silver in his pocket, and followed the pace of the young master closely!

——This is "Platform"

After arriving in Beijing, the scholar asked the servant to go to the Beijing casino with one-tenth of the silver he brought to bet that he would not pass the exam.

——This is "Hedge"

The scholar was favored by the princess, exempted from the exam, and directly recruited a son-in-law.

——This is "Listing"

After the scholar recruited a son-in-law, he was unable to fulfill his promise to the more than ninety women before, and the investment of the more than ninety women in the early stage would be lost.

——This is "P2P"

The young lady learned that the scholar had become rich and knew that the early investment had been lost, so she went to Beijing to beat the drum to complain.

——This is "Rights Protection"

The capital was in chaos. The emperor was furious when he learned about it. He divorced the scholar and beheaded him at the Meridian Gate.

——This is "Delisting"

At 3:00 pm, when the executioner was swinging his knife, a eunuch shouted to spare his life! It turned out that the scholar's mother was Xia Yuhe from Daming Lake...

——This is "Save the Market"

After the scholar was rescued, the emperor issued an imperial decree "All the more than 90 women in the early period were taken as concubines of the emperor's son-in-law, and they were bathed in the emperor's grace!”......

——This is "Debt-to-Equity Swap"

I posted this story to my friends circle.

——This is "Sharing"

After reading this article, you will smile knowingly.

——This is "Sense of Gain"

A story that reveals that the financial routine is too deep. You can copy this message to your friends circle or send it to more than one group.

——This is "One Lead One Road"

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