Let you understand finance in seconds, financial stories

1. Interest

The son asked his father: "Dad, the money in the bank belongs to customers and depositors. How did you earn the house, Mercedes-Benz and yacht?" Dad: "Son, there is a piece of fat meat in the refrigerator, you take it." The son took it. "Put it back." The son asked: "What do you mean?" The father said: "Look, is there oil on your fingers?"

2. Investment Bank

A rookie in an investment bank asked: "What is an investment bank?" The senior took some rotten fruits and asked him: "How do you plan to sell these fruits?" The rookie thought for a long time and said: "I will sell them at a discount according to the market price." The senior shook his head, picked up a fruit knife, peeled and cut the rotten fruits, and made a beautiful fruit platter: "In this way, sell them at dozens of times the price."

3. Sales

The boy said to the girl: I am the best, I promise to make you happy, be with me. ——This is sales promotion.

The boy said to the girl: My dad has 3 houses, be with me, and they will all be yours in the future. ——This is promotion.

The boy never confessed to the girl, but the girl was fascinated by the boy's temperament and demeanor. ——This is marketing.

The girl didn't know the boy, but all her friends praised him. ——This is a brand.

4. Parking fee

A rich man went to a bank on Wall Street to borrow 5,000 yuan for two weeks. The loan period must be collateralized. He used the Rolls-Royce parked at the door as collateral. The bank staff parked his Rolls-Royce in the underground garage and lent the rich man 5,000 yuan. Two weeks later, the rich man came to pay back the money, with a total interest of 15 yuan. The bank staff found that the rich man had tens of millions of dollars in his account and asked why he still wanted to borrow money. The rich man said: 15 yuan for two weeks of parking, you will never find it on Wall Street.

5. Luxury goods

One day, the economics teacher talked about luxury goods. In order to make it easier to understand, he said: "Do you know what luxury goods are? Suppose you go shopping with your girlfriend, and your girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds, and you pay for it, then this thing is a luxury." The students all smiled knowingly. It’s not over yet, “Keep shopping, if your girlfriend stares at one thing for more than 30 seconds, classmates, then your girlfriend is a luxury item!