Nothing I do is serious, this is just a bit of fun. Maybe it will help distract some of you from the price charts these days.

Hey there fellow Shibes! 👋

Things are getting a little wild when folks believe we can 1000x from here. And it’s not just #Doge - lots of #altcoins have similar moon-shot predictions flying around. So I created something to help put these numbers in perspective. It’s a simple page where you can visualize what different levels of “mooning” would actually mean for our favorite #shiba . Let’s have some fun with math! 🐕🚀

Mind = Blown Spoiler Alert: If #dogecoin would 1000x, it would be worth more than everything in the United States. Combined. Like, the WHOLE economy. And you can add Europe, Japan and China on top.

Such big, very wow!

Much Compare, Very Perspective 📊

Let’s put on our space helmets and see what different DOGE prices would actually mean in terms of... well, everything! At $400 per DOGE, our favorite coin would be worth over 60 Trillion Dollars. That’s a 6 followed by so many zeros your calculator might need a nap: 60,000,000,000,000. (69T at $466 - nice).

Now, what even is a trillion? Let’s compare it to something huge - like the USA’s GDP of 27 Trillion dollars. (GDP is basically all the value of everything a country makes and does in a year - every burger flipped, every Tesla built, every TikTok dance created, and every Amazon package delivered. It’s like if you add up everything that does money in the country for a year, that’s your GDP).

So at DOGE at 400$ is worth 2× more than ALL the cheeseburgers, cars, and houses in America combined (much stuff!)



Japan, Doge’s Home has a GDP of 4 Trillion, we can add the USA, twice… and still fit Japan into it with some room left for a lot of treats.


Gold

Remember that shiny yellow stuff people used before crypto? You know - that heavy but squishy metal we now mainly used to make our mining rigs work harder? Yep, GOLD! If you took all the gold ever mined, plus what’s still hiding underground, plus what’s in your grandma’s jewelry box - every single ounce on Earth - it’s worth about 13 Trillion dollars.

So at $400, DOGE would be worth enough to buy ALL the world’s gold... and then buy it again... and again... and again... and still have enough left over for a few million Shiba Inu plushies. Much precious, very shine, not anymore!

Companies

At 60 Trillion, Dogecoin would be bigger than the worlds largest corporations.
In terms of Apples (the company), Dogecoin would be worth over 20 times the world’s most valuable company. iMuch, iPaw!
In terms of apples (the fruit), I don’t know, all of them probably?

Speaking of our favorite space-loving billionaire (and part-time memelord), let’s talk about the Dogefather himself - Elon Musk. His net worth is around $375 billion, which sounds like a lot until you put it next to DOGE at $400. At that price, Dogecoin would be worth about 160× more than everything Elon owns!

That means one DOGE would be worth more than all his Teslas, SpaceX rockets, Twitter birds, and Cybertruck prototypes combined... and then multiply that by 160! Even the Dogefather would need to sell Mars to afford all the DOGE. (Wait, can he do that? 🤔) Looks like we found something that even the world’s richest meme enthusiast can’t buy! Much wealth, very perspective!

  • 160× more than what Elon’s got in his pocket (sorry Dogefather!)

And since this is all about the Moon (you know, that thing we’re always saying we’re going to) - turns out all the precious metals, rare minerals, and space rocks up there are worth about 11 trillion dollars (it varies a little, this was the highest valuation I found). So at $400, we wouldn’t just go to the Moon... we could literally BUY the Moon! And then buy four more backup moons just in case!

That’s right, Shibes - we’ve been saying “To The Moon! 🚀” this whole time, when we could actually mean “Buy The Moon!” Talk about a plot twist! We could rename it DogeMoon, put a giant Shiba face on it (visible from Earth, of course), and still have enough left over to build a rocket made of solid gold to get there. Much lunar, very satellite!

Why Such Big Numbers? 🤔

The internet’s going crazy with price predictions because:

  • TikTok said you’ll be a bajillionaire (seems legit!)

  • “DOGE to $100” is catchier than “DOGE to $0.42069”

  • Everyone loves a good underDOGE story

But here’s the thing, frens – getting to these prices would need more money than currently exists in most of the world’s markets combined. Even our good boi can’t fetch that many bones!

Is it technically impossible for DOGE to reach $400 or $1000? Well, not completely impossible - but let’s just say it would probably mean something has gone very... interesting with the global economy.

Here’s the deal: When people talk about crazy high prices, they’re often thinking about hyperinflation scenarios. You know, like when countries print so much money that their currency loses value faster than a puppy can chase its tail. In those cases, sure, DOGE might hit those numbers - but so would pretty much everything else. Your favorite cheeseburger might cost $500, and a cup of coffee might be $200. Not exactly the kind of “moon” we’re hoping for!

Think of it this way: If DOGE hits $1000 because of hyperinflation, you wouldn’t actually be any richer in terms of what you could buy with it. It’s like when your pizza gets cut into 16 slices instead of 8 - more numbers, same amount of pizza! Much perspective, very economics!

Try It Yourself! 🎮

Want to try and see what a specific price of doge would mean in terms of other stuff? Head over to wangr.com/doge and play with my interactive DOGE calculator! Slide the price up and down to watch Dogecoin grow from smol pupper to absolute unit. Warning: May cause extreme wow!
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Are there any comparisons you’d like to see?
Let me know and I’ll add it.

Final Bark 🐕

Dream big, Shibes – that’s what DOGE is all about! But remember, even the goodest bois need to keep their paws on the ground sometimes. Understanding market caps helps us make better decisions with our hard-earned treats.

Keep being awesome, and remember: 1 DOGE = 1 DOGE (and that’s pretty special already!)

Last but not least, please don't take me serious :-)