You are a web3 trader

Your largest meme coin holdings are down 90%, and you are the last person to speak in TG for a few hours. The once noisy group chat is now only you posting GM and LFG every day. The last time I checked my holdings, they are larger than the liquidity pool!

Tony, the god of A9 trading, said that this bull market is over. Your paid group owner celebrated that he had cashed in in March (and you didn't). They are now buying on dips every day, with unlimited bullets, and still posting vacation photos.

The bullish teachers almost stopped posting, and it seems that no retail investors will come to save you this time.

In the past six months, you have mostly been playing strk, zk, and zro. Most of your accounts have been witched, and the airdrops you issued have also fallen to worthless because you didn't sell them in time.

While having dinner with your girlfriend, you check DexScreener and aggregation groups to see if any celebrities have just issued tokens that you can quickly double before rug. You get a notification on your phone that your average screen time has increased by 10% from last week, firmly above 12 hours per day.

Your real-life friend who also plays crypto says he’s waiting for the Fed to cut rates before getting in. “Then you’re buying at a lower cost than I am,” you say with a wry smile, thinking about the online loans you still have to pay off.

The next CPI data is coming out this Thursday, and the C-Emperor says to expect a lot of de-risking. Everyone says we’ll eventually go higher, but your savings aren’t enough to last until the fourth quarter, so you’re forced to sell your last $4,000 worth of liquid “golden dog”.

Your college friends are planning a trip to Japan with their families. You lie and say you’re too busy at work and you’ll do it next year. You don’t actually have a job.

You haven’t read the responses to your recent resume yet. Frankly, you’re afraid to see the results.

Lying in bed after a busy day, it feels like your life is over.

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