A realistic and sad story:

First month after entering the circle: I started to speculate in cryptocurrencies, and I stopped when I made enough money for a down payment on a house.

Second month: I made enough money for the down payment, and I will stop when I make enough money for the full payment.

Third month: I made enough money for the full payment, and I will stop when I make 5 million yuan

Fourth month: Brother, V-ing a pig's trotter rice.