🚨Crypto Drama Alert!🚨 Ex-FTX Digital Markets co-CEO, Ryan Salame, is set for a 7-year "vacation" in federal prison, courtesy of Judge Kaplan. That's even more than the prosecutors asked for! 😲 Salame's lawyers wanted just 18 months, but it seems the Judge wasn't buying what they were selling.

The crime? A multi-million dollar campaign finance fraud scheme. Ouch! Salame's not the only crypto bigwig facing jail time, with Sam “SBF” Bankman-Fried and Changpeng “CZ” Zhao also getting their own "all-inclusive" stays.

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