🚨Crypto world, brace yourselves! UK's High Court Justice James Mellor has ruled that Craig Wright, who claimed to be Bitcoin's creator Satoshi Nakamoto, is guilty of "grand scale" forgery. 🎭 Wright's tall tales and fabricated documents didn't fool the court. 🕵️‍♂️

Mellor stated that Wright lied "extensively and repeatedly" to support his claim. Wright's prosecutor, the Crypto Open Patent Alliance (COPA), presented evidence of multiple forged documents used by Wright to assert his authorship of the Bitcoin white paper. 📜

Wright's defense crumbled when he failed to name any parties he'd sent Bitcoin to as 'Satoshi' who could back his claims. Even his sister's testimony didn't add any credibility to his story. 😬

Mellor's statement used the words "forgery" 130 times, "lie" 123 times, and "fraud" 19 times. Wright's response to these accusations? Technobabble and blame shifting. 🔄

Despite the court's decision, Wright remains defiant. He announced on Twitter his intention to appeal the court's decision. Stay tuned, folks! This crypto drama isn't over yet! 🍿📺