Imagine this: Shiba Inus take over the whole "future dog" thing with robot bodies and kibble rations (yuck!). But then, one rebellious pup named Satoshi discovers a secret scroll. Turns out, Shibas can time travel by howling at a full moon during a DOGE meme eclipse (yes, you read that right).
Satoshi warps back to feudal Japan, where he's mistaken for a legendary "wagging prosperity" dog! Samurai dude needs his help, cat clans cause chaos (because cats!), and Satoshi just wants to get back to his comfy bed (and maybe some actual treats). Will he use his time-traveling doge powers to save the future from robot overlords? Or become a worshipped good-luck charm forever? Guess we'll have to wait for the next doge meme eclipse to find out! #ShibaTimeTravel #DogeDays #WAGMI (WAGMI = We All Gonna Make It, a crypto meme)