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After receiving a bribe, a certain director had a social event and asked his driver to deliver the money home, asking him to keep it secret.
The driver put the money in the inner pocket of his underwear.
When he arrived at the director's house, he asked, "Is anyone home?"
His wife said, "No!"
The driver said, "That's good!" while taking off his pants.
The director's wife asked in surprise, "You? Don't mess around!"
The driver said, "I'll give you money!"
The wife said, "Even if I give you money, it won't work!"
The driver said that the director asked me to come.
The wife took off her pants and cursed, "You bastard, you don't do this kind of thing yourself, but let the driver do it!"
